Welcome to the 2016 Andy Awards!

[patrick593]

Alright, one more minor award, and then we're down to the Big Three. This is the award for Worst Thread. To present this award, my good friend, Sophie Dee! For those dumbasses on this forum who don't like Sophie, let me just say, I have personally ****ed her ****, and that ***** is hot as ****. So, you better recognize.

Thanks for sticking up for me, Ava! Luv ya! Anyway, the nominees for worst thread are: TMP's Atheism is Awesome, Zizkov's Anti-American Propaganda, Deflategate, The Beer Thread and Joe Hoopsier's Boss Has the Hots For Him.

And the Andy goes to...

.... Of course! This one was about as difficult to predict as trying to guess where I'm eventually going to stick that giant black dildo! Obviously, the winner is Deflategate! Congratulations, to everyone who took part in turning this forum into a football orgy, from the biggest Tom Brady Ball-lickers, to the dumbest...ahem..."Coltish Quim," or whatever the **** the phrase is. Way to go, everyone! Good job ruining the forum!

In honor you need to unlock this thread and let that Unicorn live

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

In honor you need to unlock this thread and let that Unicorn live

I'm not sure I understand. I tried. Sorry man.

 

[patrick593]

I'm not sure I understand. I tried. Sorry man.

Deflategate was untimely locked. I believe it is the largest thread in the history of Peegs.com? thats special

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Deflategate was untimely locked. I believe it is the largest thread in the history of Peegs.com? thats special

I don't think it was locked. I think it was moved. I dunno. I didn't do it. One of the other mods did. I think it's over on the ticket exchange forum now or something.

 

[PhishPhan682]

it was moved because the AOTF got fuing tired of reading the NFL and Tom Brady and OS stalker posts.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

it was moved because the AOTF got fuing tired of reading the NFL and Tom Brady and OS stalker posts.

It was pretty fun to watch just how long it got, but it did get old after a while. I also got tired of responding to posts just KNOWING that OS had a boner while he was reading.

 

[burnthemallralphie]

I posted some nice hotness in that thread. It was ignored.

It is sad that in America a man has to post a bag of dicks to get some attention.

#makeamericagreat again

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

And Ralphie makes a late arrival to the awards ceremony, as everyone else is leaving:

 

[PhishPhan682]

Ralph posting a trump quote is fitting.

 

[burnthemallralphie]

I was here early. I spent most of the time looking up some of the presenters from the awards.

However, I am quite familiar with Ava Addams.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

I was here early. I spent most of the time looking up some of the presenters from the awards.

Obviously.

However, I am quite familiar with Ava Addams.

Obviously.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

At least goat didnt post the polar bear part II again.

 

[IU Meathead]

I didn't even know I was nominated. Great honor...and it's a good thing or Peach and I might have to make out #aotfsomale

Fixed it for you.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Fixed it for you.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[HoosierPeach]

nice job, goat! I need to step it up.....

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Zeke eating peach?

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Zeke eating peach?

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DUDE.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

DUDE.

What? Zeke likes fruit.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

What? Zeke likes fruit.

DUDE.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Eating a peach Coach Pete Bell style...

 

[C-$]

DUDE.

No chance I'm opening that. Range is a psycho.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Eating a peach Coach Pete Bell style...

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Now we know where @C-$ learned to eat peach "like a hurricane"

 

[C-$]

Now we know where @C-$ learned to eat peach "like a hurricane"

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Nope.

Not gonna open that either.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Nope.

Not gonna open that either.

When did you become an uber pussy?

 

[zeke4ahs]

So that's where you guys decided to take this thread......why am I not surprised?

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

So that's where you guys decided to take this thread......why am I not surprised?

Dude. The host of the Andys was Ava Addams. What did you expect?

 

[Rangeline Fan]

So that's where you guys decided to take this thread......why am I not surprised?

I dedicate this song to you...

 

[C-$]

When did you become an uber pussy?

Your videos terrify me.

 

[zeke4ahs]

Dude. The host of the Andys was Ava Addams. What did you expect?

This. Exactly this. That's why I said I wasn't surprised.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

So that's where you guys decided to take this thread......why am I not surprised?

Or this one...

 

[Coach Pete Bell]

Don't know Ava Addams. I prefer Ashley Adams!

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Don't know Ava Addams. I prefer Ashley Adams!

Win.

But you're a goddamn liar. You know Ava Addams.

 

[hoosierdug]

I dedicate this song to you...

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[crossfire74]

So what I took from all this is OHG was in the epic 3some with McNutt, because no way he wins all these awards on his posting abilities.

 

[burnthemallralphie]

Ralph posting a trump quote is fitting.

Feel the Bern.

The only thing I have common with Trump is I want to bang his daughter as well.

 

[PhishPhan682]

Feel the Bern.

The only thing I have common with Trump is I want to bang his daughter as well.

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