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Ann Selzer

Once my daughter leaves for college I’m going to block my ex on everything
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I can see the texts now: Did you give Fido his special treat? Why aren't you answering???!!!! This is the LAST time I ask you to do anything. How could you? This is JUST like when we married. Why can't you . . .
she's fcking awful. and i'm pretty sure she has her on again off again boyfriend she drags around by the toe doing the lunch shift
 
Was she paid to try and affect the election or is she totally incompetent? Was she part of the lie to fleece Kamala donors when they knew Kamala was going to get her ass kicked?


Looks like Trump broke her too...

 
Looks like Trump broke her too...

Well if you shake a Selzer too much.
Pop goes the weasel.
Everyone knows that it's easy to run a fake campaign, but when it all goes south, it goes that way VERY QUICKLY ! You can only bullshit bullshiters for so long. Then the scurrying off happens. But once you are in the lime light, you always want to leave room for re entree, when you shit the bed.
The public may be getting wise to the swamp game. Selzer, your fizz may be over. McDonalds may not even hire you. You just may be like their Ice cream machines, "not working" forever!
 
If you really want to piss the ex off, build a bromance with the new boyfriend. Invite him to all the cool shit she would get pissed at you for doing when you were together.
They either run your life, OR you run theirs !!!
There is no better feeling than known that your ex is laying awake at night, thinking of your next move.
When you come, bring hell with you! Woman are like bacteria to the human experience. Totally worthless, unless you aim them towards some other guy that you hate.
 
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They either run your life, OR you run theirs !!!
There is no better feeling than known that your ex is laying awake at night, thinking of your next move.
When you come, bring hell with you! Woman are like bacteria to the human experience. Totally worthless, unless you aim them towards some other guy that you hate.
Having kids with two separate women really is something else. I hear from both of them multiple times each and every day. It’s almost constant contact. It’s just unreal. I just want to punch the fck out of my dick
 
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Having kids with two separate women really is something else. I hear from both of them multiple times each and every day. It’s almost constant contact. It’s just unreal. I just want to punch the fck out of my dick
The find out part is always the worst.
Sorry browmeister. .. I will bet though, in 12 years, your daughter will ask you.. WTF were you thinking dad? That bitch be cray!
BUT, that doesn't mean that your daughter will be sane. It will be your bro code responsibility to advise any young man,.... This one only has misery for your future... look at her mother.
I blame my failed relationships on my father and friends, for not saying... That bitch is crazy! WAKE UP BRO !
 
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