Ann Selzer

[BradStevens]

Once my daughter leaves for college I’m going to block my ex on everything

 

[mcmurtry66]

I can see the texts now: Did you give Fido his special treat? Why aren't you answering???!!!! This is the LAST time I ask you to do anything. How could you? This is JUST like when we married. Why can't you . . .

she's fcking awful. and i'm pretty sure she has her on again off again boyfriend she drags around by the toe doing the lunch shift

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

Church? I'm Catholic, heaven forbid.

“Go to church? Can’t I just pray like hell on my deathbed?” /Homer Simpson