The Douchebag fantasy golf thread.
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@twenty02 click the link. you'll find beautiful redheads here if you click it. https://www.draftkings.com/draft/contest/70051852
Hey dickhead - I just donated $10 to your cause in a matter of 3 minutes...
Cheapass insults not needed...
The worst possible thing that could have happened, happened. I won some money. Now I'm going to be like that fat kid at the HPER on #7 who hits his first jump shot and then shoots every time he touches the ball for the rest of the game, going 1-11 in a 10-2 beatdown.
2nd place is pretty good. Feel free to play every week or just the majors. Usually it’s just a $5 buy in. Congrats to @Hoops Cat too!
I got the same thing. I'm barely golf literate, let alone hockey literate, so I passed.
This, admittedly, went over my head, until I saw the Donkey Kong.
I was a badass on the arcade Donkey Kong, but never was a gamer on the Nintendo platform.
My favortie contest of the year is now live. You all should have just received your invite for the Masters contest. Let me know if you didn't or if you're a newbie and want in. Shouldn't be a problem filling 50 spots so get in while you can.
I just joined the match play to fill it up. No time to think about the picks so maybe I’ll cash this week.
You must have beat me by a few minutes. At 7:25 it was full. I went back to being the fat kid on #7 @ the HPER last week with a horrible finish after taking my time and thinking about who to pick.
Anyone have any friends who would prefer play? C’mon I don’t have time to invite people all night long.
@PhishPhan682 you wanna join us for the Masters? You know I’m desperate when I’m trying to recruit phish.
Happy Masters Day!! You guys download the Masters App. My favorite feature is when you track a player. Check out the 3D shot tracking. It’s interactive how you see the whole. Pretty cool stuff. Coverage still sucks though. Wish they had an app on the Roku.
Don’t look now, but @Timmy! (yes, I just tagged myself) sitting in the pole position as we enter moving day at the Masters; a very rare sighting indeed. I know what you’re thinking, @Timmy! (DK moniker ssang) leading a Douchebag PGA Contest??...no way, can’t be. Well, believe it, cause that’s exactly wassup.
After dicking around for 4 years - week after week, tour event after tour event - using the D-bag PGA contest almost exclusively for high risk/high upside, caution to the wind, don’t give a f**k experimental lineups, and getting absolutely demolished in this league as a result...I had finally had enough.
Every week, I had been treating the D-bag PGA contest as if it were the friggin’ RBC Heritage and I was in field fresh off of conquering Augusta the week prior, only show up to Harbour Town still rocking my green jacket after a week of partying, literally rolling up to the tee box on #1 straight from the dealership in my new fully loaded Mercedes wagon with my caddy riding shotgun, arriving no more than 30 seconds from tee time.
So as I was saying, beginning with the 2019 Masters, I decided enough with that shit. And the way I choose to address it was to roll with a 6 for 6 no cut lineup (to be fair, not a very difficult task for the Masters) that sees literally half my guys sporting T-1 tags slapped besides their names entering the weekend (see Brooks Koepka, Francesco Molinari, and Adam Scott for further detail)
P.S. Months ago, quite decidedly, I determined I was all-in on Adam Scott for the 2019 Masters.
Allow me to show my work on that...
Flag-stick putting + arguably the best ball striker in the world + former recent memory Masters champion (2013) + coming in way under the radar and therefore, awesome odds = me plunking down $500 on Adam Scott at 48-1
For those of you who are not good at math, that would be a prospective $24,000 payout
Now all I need is for Adam Scott to win the tournament. Should be no problem. It’s not like there’s a volumness, star loaded leaderboard that sports 9 guys all within a stroke of each other and another handful of additional top 10 OWGR players also within a couple strokes as well or anything like that.
After dicking around for 4 years - week after week, tour event after tour event - using the D-bag PGA contest almost exclusively for high risk/high upside, caution to the wind, don’t give a f**k experimental lineups, and getting absolutely demolished in this league as a result...I had finally had enough.
Every week, I had been treating the D-bag PGA contest as if it were the friggin’ RBC Heritage and I was in field fresh off of conquering Augusta the week prior, only show up to Harbour Town still rocking my green jacket after a week of partying, literally rolling up to the tee box on #1 straight from the dealership in my new fully loaded Mercedes wagon with my caddy riding shotgun, arriving no more than 30 seconds from tee time.
So as I was saying, beginning with the 2019 Masters, I decided enough with that shit. And the way I choose to address it was to roll with a 6 for 6 no cut lineup (to be fair, not a very difficult task for the Masters) that sees literally half my guys sporting T-1 tags slapped besides their names entering the weekend (see Brooks Koepka, Francesco Molinari, and Adam Scott for further detail)
P.S. Months ago, quite decidedly, I determined I was all-in on Adam Scott for the 2019 Masters.
Allow me to show my work on that...
Flag-stick putting + arguably the best ball striker in the world + former recent memory Masters champion (2013) + coming in way under the radar and therefore, awesome odds = me plunking down $500 on Adam Scott at 48-1
For those of you who are not good at math, that would be a prospective $24,000 payout
Now all I need is for Adam Scott to win the tournament. Should be no problem. It’s not like there’s a volumness, star loaded leaderboard that sports 9 guys all within a stroke of each other and another handful of additional top 10 OWGR players also within a couple strokes as well or anything like that.
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