The Douchebag fantasy golf thread.

[Eppy99]

Hey Eppy. Have a buddy who wants to join our DKs. Can you add him?

His username is B10barge

just sent an invite.

 

[Hoops Cat]

All right Douchebags, the last major of the season is here. Contest is up. We currently have 17/40 spots filled. I didn't **** up this time, it's $10. Let's get this baby filled up so Eppy doesn't have to chase people down. Yes I'm looking at you @Hoops Cat @twenty02 @Foosier (Foosiers name didn't populate, is he still on here?)

Do I know you?

 

[Eppy99]

Do I know you?

Mrs. Hoops Cat knows me better.

 

[Hoops Cat]

Mrs. Hoops Cat knows me better.

So you're the one constantly disappointing her?

 

[Eppy99]

So you're the one constantly disappointing her?

I think she's playing both of us.

 

[Hoops Cat]

I think she's playing both of us.

I'm never a disappointment.

 

[Eppy99]

@twenty02 will you get your ass in this contest and someone please knock on Foosier's trailer. I think his power got shut off again. We need 7 more to fill this last major. I really don't want to be stressing this today. I've got a date with @Hoops Cat wife today.

 

[IU40IU]

just sent an invite.

thank you

 

[Eppy99]

4 spots left. Need some of you schmucks to get in so I don't have to blindly ask people we don't know.

 

[Hoops Cat]

@twenty02 will you get your ass in this contest and someone please knock on Foosier's trailer. I think his power got shut off again. We need 7 more to fill this last major. I really don't want to be stressing this today. I've got a date with @Hoops Cat wife today.

Hey, McNutt....As always, you came early, and left no lasting impression.

You should really look into supplements; I've heard they help the psyche of guys with small peens your condition.

 

[Eppy99]

Allright, we barely filled. Good luck, 2nd place is up for grabs.

 

[Hoops Cat]

@Eppy99 just wondering about a season opening DK contest for the usual suspects?

 

[Eppy99]

@Eppy99 just wondering about a season opening DK contest for the usual suspects?

I stopped playing football last year, but anyone is welcome to create a contest in the league.

 

[Hoops Cat]

I stopped playing football last year, but anyone is welcome to create a contest in the league.

I thought you were making a living by beating my ass week in week out?

 

[Eppy99]

I thought you were making a living by beating my ass week in week out?

Look those dollar bills went to a lot of strippers looking to put food on the table, but I've given up playing and even watching football. I'm going on year 2 of no football. I'm a new man.

In the meantime I'll just continue to take your money in golf.

 

[Hoops Cat]

There are two DK contests created by Spyder609 - one with 7 entrants, the other with 15 right now. I'm entering the 16 player contest now, so we'll need 3 more to make it a contest.

 

[Eppy99]

One of my favorite golf tournaments is this week. Hitting the Waste Management is still on the bucket list. Get in the contest douchebags.

 

[Eppy99]

Alright we’ve got 3 spots left to fill this Waste Management tourney. Let’s do it. @Hoops Cat @Foosier (is he even on here anymore) @twenty02

 

[Circlejoe]

One of my favorite golf tournaments is this week. Hitting the Waste Management is still on the bucket list. Get in the contest douchebags.

I'll be at the 16th this weekend. Unbelievable party!

 

[Eppy99]

I'll be at the 16th this weekend. Unbelievable party!

This will require a first person report and some pictures. We’re counting on you.

 

[Eppy99]

Masters is coming up before ya know it. I expect the contests and players to be released before long. Who's in this year?

 

[bshields]

Masters is coming up before ya know it. I expect the contests and players to be released before long. Who's in this year?

In. I’ve waited too long a few times recently and the group filled up

 

[IU40IU]

In

 

[Eppy99]

Fuuuuckung Jason Day just ruined my week. This is the when DK golf sucks. I wish they had a fix for shit like this.

 

[Eppy99]

The 5th major is next week. Salaries have been released and I just posted the contest. Get in while you can. The contest has been filling up quite easily lately. I bumped it up to 40 entrants with the usual $10 entry for majors. Good luck!

GOLF Thu 6AM EDT - $10 entry - 1/40 spots filled *** https://deeplink.me/draftkings.com/contest/draftteam/70051852

I don’t think these links ever work. If you’re new and want in just respond to the thread and we’ll get you an invite.

 

[Hoops Cat]

I'm baaaa-aaaaaack!

In

 

[Eppy99]

I'm baaaa-aaaaaack!

In

Welcome back my bruthA. Been a minute

 

[Eppy99]

@twenty02 you gonna play this year?

 

[hookyIU1990]

$10/week or just for majors?

I want to give someone my money, but i'm so confused.

 

[Eppy99]

$10/week or just for majors?

I want to give someone my money, but i'm so confused.

$10 for majors, $5 all other weeks

 

[Eppy99]

$10/week or just for majors?

I want to give someone my money, but i'm so confused.

do you have a draftkings account already? if so send me your handle or email and I'll invite you. you can send me a personal message if you need to

 

[hookyIU1990]

do you have a draftkings account already? if so send me your handle or email and I'll invite you. you can send me a personal message if you need to

It's all good. I'm in.

 

[Eppy99]

It's all good. I'm in.

Welcome and thank you for supporting my daughters future college education.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Welcome and thank you for supporting my daughters future college education.

As long as it's going to a good cause...

 

[Eppy99]

As long as it's going to a good cause...

I can't guarantee she will go to IU, but she sure as hell won't be attending Purdue.

 

[hookyIU1990]

I can't guarantee she will go to IU, but she sure as hell won't be attending Purdue.

That's good enough for me

 

[Eppy99]

Crap, we've got 15 spots to fill for this Players contest. Maybe I over estimated the interest with the number of people that have already been playing. @C-$, @twenty02, @Foosier, we need everyone to fill this mug up.

 

[C-$]

Crap, we've got 15 spots to fill for this Players contest. Maybe I over estimated the interest with the number of people that have already been playing. @C-$, @twenty02, @Foosier, we need everyone to fill this mug up.

I'm already in, playa.

 

[Eppy99]

I'm already in, playa.

that's weird....check again. I just looked and I don't see your name in the list.

 

[C-$]

that's weird....check again. I just looked and I don't see your name in the list.

My bad, bro.

I had signed up for some other jackass’s league (not sure how I got on his invite list).

I have now corrected this egregious error!