The Douchebag fantasy golf thread.

Discussion in 'Andy's Off Topic Forum' started by Eppy99, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. Eppy99

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    I saw the invite - how do they do golf, similar to football where they set prices and you pick 4 or 5 while staying under a salary cap?
     
  3. Eppy99

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    I played last week and it was pretty fun. You pick 6 players with a 50k cap. They get points for par, birdies, etc and lose points for bogies. Players also get points for leaderboard place. Obviously you want to pick players with a good chance to make the cut or it's tough to win. If we figure out how to play now it should be a lot more fun for the big tourneys.
     
  4. kkott

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    I'd love to play. Here are the other members of my fantasy foursome:

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    You lose and I get to bang em all. And no you can't watch.
     
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    Thanks for invite - Im going to sit out - I either need to win a little on NBA, deposit more, or give it up. Im under the $5 mark right now.

    I didnt realize how much my FBall winnings were covering my awful NBA picks until now that FB has narrowed down...
    And the NBA truly is daily.
     
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    I signed up, sounds like fun. Hopefully we can get four more players willing to spend $5. Thanks for posting the challenge.
     
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    In....
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  10. Eppy99

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    By the way this Phoenix stadium tournament sounds like it should be on a bucket list. Supposed to be pretty rowdy at the 16th.
     
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    Kinda sounds ghey though.
     
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    Yep, I wanna go.

    BAD.

    REAL BAD.
     
  13. Eppy99

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    We need just 3 more players
    You wanna try it out this week and see if you like it? I need 3 more players.
     
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    Are you playing or just surfing the interwebs for redheads? We need 3 more players.
     
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    I hate Draft Kings and Fan Duel with a passion.....
     
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    I'll try it out. Can't get link to work from my phone. Will try from home
     
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    The latter. I'm not much of a fantasy dude, with sports anyway. I prefer my fantasies in leather, lace or nothing and FEMALE in case Cap is lurking. Is there a fantasy jello wrestling league? I think I'd be down for that.
     
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    I'm in. Looking forward to doing it all year.
     
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    Twenty02 is planning on playing and then we need one more.
     
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    I'm in
     
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    If you know anyone who might be interested, lean on them. We only have until 9:30am tomorrow.
     
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    I really have no idea what I'm doing but this is who I've got.

    Brown
    Harman
    Na
    Palmer
    Kisner
    Van Aswegan
     
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    In mine, I'm going with:

    Justin Thomas
    Koepka
    Kisner
    Horschel

    Na
    Ryan Moore

    *Note: I save most of the best players for the majors and bigger tourneys.
     
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    Never played season long. So it's like a survivor in that you can only use a player once?
     
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    I've got

    Cejka
    Finau
    Horschel
    R. Moore
    Na
    Woodland
     
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    You can use a player 3 times.
     
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    16th at Phoenix is awesome....especially back in late 90's. It's still fun now but more corporate tents...even added a DJ this year.

    I would pick Matsuyama this week. Only played Scottsdale twice. 2nd and 4th.
     
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    Is it more like the snake pit & derby or the heckling of a Duke game?
     
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    I was there in 99 and 02. Quiet for the most part until each shot and explosion after. From what I understand now all manners are out the window and it's pretty noisy especially as the consumption goes on throughout the day. Seats I think 20,000 so tough to keep everyone in check.
     
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    Oh, Lacey Underall. *sigh*
     
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    Kind of a roller coaster in this thing. I checked it yesterday and was dead last, now just a couple points out of 2nd.

    Phil seems to be playing well enough to keep me in this.

    It's kind of fun, I'll keep playing in future weeks if we keep this going
     
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    Fantasy is cool if that's your thing, but I hope at least some of you fackers are actually getting out and playing this weekend.
    I played for real yesterday and today. Playing tomorrow, and I will probably try to go full retard and play on Monday before the weather goes to shit again.
    Get out and play boys.
     
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    I'd play man but I deleted my draftkings. I don't trust that my money will be available when I want to "check out" my winnings.

    I've seen this shit before with Full Tilt and Poker Stars.
     
  37. twenty02

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    If you are so worried about your $5 deposit, you probably shouldn't leave your trailer, for fear of being robbed of your EBT cards.
     
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    Bitch.

    The only time you grow a sack is after your 4th Busch Light. Your best bet is to go suck daddy off and ask him for another lick of smack.
     
  39. twenty02

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    You are the the one worried about getting your $5 confiscated by the man.
     
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    Looks like I would have been in really good shape if Cejka hadn't withdrawn.
     

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