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That's blackmail material there. 🤣 Just think what his wife would say if she found out.
If you're like me that is the only reason she keeps you around.
My wife is tiny and I tell her I am thankful that she needs me for at least one thing? 🤣
You must not be tall.
I'm tall enough that I want the tall lawyers first in line. You'll get that stuff stopped lickety split with tall lawyers filing injunctions at the speed of light in the courts of tall judges.
LASIK…is probably in my future. I hate the idea of it but I’m also growing tired of wearing glasses
I don’t know all the parameters. I really need to look into it. I’ve had good vision up until the last 2 years.
You will still need cheaters. That I can live with…I despise having to wear glasses at a basketball game or driving or…
Thank Alanis I can palm a basketball.
That is true to a certain extent but once a flight is in the air and it's legal my wife always pulls out the carryon bag under the seat in from of her to put her feet on because her feet doesn't touch the floor just sitting in a seat and that makes her legs go to sleep or get really tired.
That's funny.That is true to a certain extent but once a flight is in the air and it's legal my wife always pulls out the carryon bag under the seat in from of her to put her feet on because her feet doesn't touch the floor just sitting in a seat and that makes her legs go to sleep or get really tired.
On the other hand, when we get to our destination she can stand up under the bulkhead where the carryon bags are stowed.
I've had LASIK with a complication. I can recommend doing it. Of course I had coke-bottle-bottom thick glasses with a -10 diopter prescription and a helluvan astigmatism, so my motivation was high. Colors were entirely washed out in the lenses of my glasses . . . .
Correct . . . LASIK doesn't correct presbyopia, which results when old folks' eyes no longer can adjust the eye's lenses to a level for close work. I still use +1.25 drugstore "cheat" glasses.
I was told the opposite when I had mine done 28 years ago. The doc said that they prefer to wait until age 50 so that the eyes have become as nearsighted as they are going to be. He said my history revealed sufficient need and stability that I was a good candidate, despite my relatively young age.
I have 2 years until 50. My dad had LASIK and is happy with the results. He says that he has to use artificial tears at times and of course cheaters.
Yeah, I used artificial tears during the healing process - it helps to keep the "sand in your eye" irritation down - and cheaters, of course.
My Tilt o Whirl daughter and my wife both have that "problem". I periodically joke with them about setting on the toilet and their legs going to sleep because their feet don't touch the ground.That is true to a certain extent but once a flight is in the air and it's legal my wife always pulls out the carryon bag under the seat in from of her to put her feet on because her feet doesn't touch the floor just sitting in a seat and that makes her legs go to sleep or get really tired.
On the other hand, when we get to our destination she can stand up under the bulkhead where the carryon bags are stowed.
You're probably joking but.......it's real and it's AMAZINGEvery problem has a solution if you open your mind to the possibilities.
As someone with a 5'4" wife, I'm deadly blanking serious.
That'll go over well with his daughter.Every problem has a solution if you open your mind to the possibilities.
I'm in the idea business. Execution is someone else's problem.That'll go over well with his daughter.
Laurie made millions on it.
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Honestly she’s got one! She’s a looooong pooper, spends an hour in there. She’s studied proper pooper positions too!That'll go over well with his daughter.
Yeah sometimes people at work would come into my office space looking for my wife and say "I've been looking and low for your wife". My stand reply was "Well you've been wasting 50% of your time".
That's how they said they did my LASIK . . . I can see distance with one eye and the other is supposed to be for close work. I guess age trumps that though . . . I still have to wear cheaters.Check out monovision Lasik.... it can eliminate need for reading glasses too.
Monovision LASIK - EyeWiki
Monovision LASIK is a specialized technique in LASIK surgery to reduce or eliminate the need for reading glasses. Monovision LASIK works by correcting one eye for emmetropia (distance) and the other eye for myopia (near vision).
