Joe is crazy if he thinks I am playing 4D chess with anyone. I am not one of our lawyers trained in asking pointed questions. Heck, I flunked out of college. I love reading military history, and play games based on military history. I am thoroughly mundane at them, not bad, not good. I totally suck at traditional chess, let alone 3D or 4D. My guess is anyone here who plays chess would easily crush me.
I wish I were Columbo, I am far closer to Chief Inspector Clouseau.
For example, I have no doubt you know far more about guns. Other than paint, laser, or cap, I have not fired a gun. I doubt what I learned from laser tag is very transferable.