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Pelosi doing Pelosi things

You know what happens to Old people when they break their hip 😜
Deliver Brake Drums around DC?
Lose their insider trading connections?
Have to live on Obamacare?
Admit to their husbands ghey relationships?

Am I getting close?
OH, get a terrible staff infection that makes them hate $100 ice cream from Bend over and Jerry it?
 
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Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six
Operator: JS
Mission: EXTRACTION: Target Brad
Location: Coastal Mountain Range, Unnamed State
Time: 1522L
Target Acquisition: New intel indicates Target Brad has been compromised by a high-level threat: Nancy Pelosi, confirmed as the leader of a criminal organization. Pelosi is currently incapacitated following injuries sustained during a “physical encounter” with Brad. This incident, triggered by a misunderstanding of the safe word “Goldman Sachs,” necessitates medical intervention.
Additional Threat: A malevolent talisman, likely of voodoo origin, has been discovered within Pelosi’s pelvic region. This artifact, allegedly placed by Brad, is suspected of inflicting pain upon its host during instances of insider trading.
Current Status:
  • Team Bravo-Six: Maintained operational readiness. Awaiting the optimal moment for extraction.
  • Target Brad: Currently in the custody of Nancy Pelosi's organization. His exact condition is unknown.
  • Nancy Pelosi: Undergoing medical treatment for undisclosed injuries. Unwittingly hosts a potentially dangerous talisman.
Request:
  • Expedite the exfiltration plan, prioritizing the recovery of Target Brad and the neutralisation of the voodoo talisman.
  • Coordinate with intelligence assets to gather additional information on Pelosi’s organization and its potential involvement in other illegal activities.
Over and Out.
 
I wonder if someone can point to me examples of liberal posters displaying the same disdain for the very humanity of people they disagree with as a few on the right are so quick to do here.
 
Goat. Please. To trump. Come on.
Link it up. Trump actually got shot. I don't remember a single poster here responding with glee.

I do recall a poster or two commenting that he's probably not long for this world because his arteries are full of McDonalds, but that's more a generic comment about his lifestyle than a response to a specific dangerous event, as this is.
 
I would appreciate, someone on the left, teaching me how to send a totally hollow, heartfelt message of apathy (pretending to be empathy). It seems totally fit right now and the left are masters of this theater.
As a farm boy, I know what empathy we use, on horses, with this condition. She's an ass so I feel that it applies in this case. I will, however, defer to my more level headed opponents.
Thoughts and prayers.
 
For many it’s a referendum on progressive policies. Simple as that

I couldn’t care less if trump had a heart attack two weeks into his term. From Covid insanity to defund/bail to free cheese to redistribution to climate insanity to open borders progressive policies cannot ever see the light again

Link it up. Trump actually got shot. I don't remember a single poster here responding with glee.

I do recall a poster or two commenting that he's probably not long for this world because his arteries are full of McDonalds, but that's more a generic comment about his lifestyle than a response to a specific dangerous event, as this is.
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