And step on it, toots.
So says Tommy Football, the other genius Senator from AL. She was "picked as a housewife", says Mr. Football.
Knowing this, I sat my daughters down to rewatch Britt's rebuttal, and I'm glad we did because now my daughters know their place! Not only that, they now know to get breathy and overly emotional, dare I say HYSTERIcal?, whenever they address a serious subject that demands sober, critical thinking!
In fact, I sort of improvised and instructed them to, whenever faced w/adversity, go ahead and roll up into a ball on the floor until a sturdy white man comes to help!
I also threw away all their socks and shoes and told them "no more! you won't need them when you grow up!" as well as left a copy of Stepford Wives next to their Bibles.
So says Tommy Football, the other genius Senator from AL. She was "picked as a housewife", says Mr. Football.
Knowing this, I sat my daughters down to rewatch Britt's rebuttal, and I'm glad we did because now my daughters know their place! Not only that, they now know to get breathy and overly emotional, dare I say HYSTERIcal?, whenever they address a serious subject that demands sober, critical thinking!
In fact, I sort of improvised and instructed them to, whenever faced w/adversity, go ahead and roll up into a ball on the floor until a sturdy white man comes to help!
I also threw away all their socks and shoes and told them "no more! you won't need them when you grow up!" as well as left a copy of Stepford Wives next to their Bibles.