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Daughter had a colonoscopy and a few tests today. After insurance my portion is $1,300. Just today.
Reminds me, gotta schedule one. Thanks.
By that I mean I should have done it 4 months ago and i'm just trying to get it done before my next doc visit in Feb.
Poop in a cup and send it in the mail
A lot harder to meet nurses that way though.
I spend a ton of time around nurses. The hot ones went the way of servers and bartenders. Mia
Yeah, I didn't think you were Mia's type either.
WHY WASN'T I ADVISED THAT WAS AN OPTION.
If I can I will. I had to have a rather nasty looking polyp removed last year (biopsy, thankfully, was negative) and was supposed to have scheduled anther within 12-18 months.....so that might have something to do with it.
TLDR; I had two colonoscopies in a 45 day period last year and i'm dragging my feet.
Fine only? If it pleases the KC, I submit his offense is heinous enough to be met with some form of corporal punishment.
I totally agree. I have no idea why @mcmurtry66 is comparing the Beatles to an artist as enormous as Taylor Swift.
We don’t typically prescribe violence . . . . . . except for the use of Miracle WhipFine only? If it pleases the KC, I submit his offense is heinous enough to be met with some form of corporal punishment.
Sure you do. He’s been secretly watching MSNBC.I totally agree. I have no idea why @mcmurtry66 is comparing the Beatles to an artist as enormous as Taylor Swift.
You think Swifties watch MSNBC? You adorable boomer. The average Swiftie doesn't have the attention span to figure out how to find MSNBC let alone sit through one of their shows.
“Adorable” ?
There are words and phrases guys don’t use. These include adorable, lovely and wine cooler.
wife wasn’t happy when I apparently told the nurse as (I was going out from anesthesia) that I was a grower not a show-er
As in, "Enjoy your lovely wine cooler you adorable boomer"?
I was in fast food before going to the Moody Bible Institute in Chicago to study for the ministry. One thing I used to say was that I loved people but hated some of the customers.
Your comments made me think of an episode of King of Queens when Doug realized Carrie was in a better mood when she had drank alcohol.
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At Duke’s Den that would be, “better ‘ppreciate that fvckin’ awesome double scotch, Bitch.”
Just gotta know the room.
I think I told mine she could be my next wife.
My last colonoscopy made me look good in my wife's eyes. Before I was taken into the room I kissed my wife goodbye and so when they were putting me under the doctor asked me if she could help me with anything. I said, "I'd like to kiss my wife some more". I do not remember saying this. So after the procedure she goes out and tells my wife that everyone went well. She told my wife what I said because she thought it was sweet.
Everyone take a shot!
you can't do cologuard if you have had a history of polyps or are "high risk"
gonna have to bend over
Still plenty of good ones but they’re in the NICU or maternity ward if altruistic and derm if looking for good bennies
Bummer, you might be SOL. I think it’s for those with lower risk profile since you had a scare, but I’m not a doctor. I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express tho.
Shhhhh. I want to get lars to poop in a box.
Unfortunately, those wild college Friday nights catch up to you eventually. Stay safe, buddy. Love ya.
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What about the unlucky UPS delivery driver dropping off all of those boxes each day?
Figured. I'm generally getting bent over at this point in my life anyway.
Funny poop story.
At IU freshman year. You know, good diet, clean living. The usual. Lived in Wilkie South (before the mixing of the genders, literally) and they were still building the Ed building. Cafeteria and dorm library were/are between the two towers.
Had a later archaeology or whatever class in Jordan Hall on the west side of campus. Walking back across the campus I feel the urge and then, horribly, the DROP. I'm approcahing the unfinished Ed building. Check doors. Locked. Shit (figuratively at this point). Now I gotta make a decision.
Can I make it to my room? No. Ruled out.
Can I make it to the tower lobby? Possibly.
What is the closest structure? The dorm caFeteria and library!!!!
But, a concern, it's like 8:30p. Are the doors locked? I've only got one shot at this b/c if those doors are locked I'm shitting in the bushes. So, I risk it. I'm full clench, waddling, strange gurgles from my abdomen, moistness between the cheeks. Pain.
Fellas, one of the best moments of my life was when that door to the dorm cafeteria/library opened but then.....FEAR. What if the bathrooms are locked. I might not even make it back outside and I might shit here in the atrium.
Run waddling to the bathroom and THANK JESUS the door open. I barely get my ass over the toilet before I release a torrent of foulness unmatched in my previous 19 years. I was drained and exhausted.
Threw my underwear away in the trashcan in the bathroom and hightailed it.
