He looks like 10 lbs of shit stuffed in a 5 lb bag.
PS - It seems like many of mine have the s word in them, so I better say, preemptively, I guess that means I'm full of it.
PS#2 - Nuttier than squirrel shit
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PS - It seems like many of mine have the s word in them, so I better say, preemptively, I guess that means I'm full of it.
PS#2 - Nuttier than squirrel shit
Keep in mind, my coaching ones are typically said with a bit of a smile on my face to players I know can take it.
My designer at work uses that one, usually about once a week.
....unfortunately, more often than not after I enquire if he will have his assignment done by the due date.
Dad uses that one too but with *a bull".
Another one that I use, but the kids haven't (yet) is:
(Background: when you are certain of something, sometimes you say "Does a bear poop in the woods?", or "Is the Pope Catholic?")
If I am unsure of something, I will say "Does the Pope poop in the woods?" I usually have to explain it once, but then most people I know get it afterwards.
Though I still get a touch of a frown from my Catholic friends...
“You look like you’ve been ridden hard and put up wet.”
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Fiddlesticks
He’s so cheap he’ll squeeze a nickel til the Buffalo farts
As independent as a hog on ice
Ass over tea kettle/apple cart
He’s so cheap he’ll squeeze a nickel til the Buffalo farts
As independent as a hog on ice
Ass over tea kettle/apple cart
I was quote posting your comment. If you think close counts in sex, you're doing it wrong.
If you need more context, click back up and read what you wrote.
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Never seen a Brinks truck in a funeral procession.
You'd fvck up a 2 car funeral.
You'd fvck up a 2 car funeral.
Some really good ones so far. Some that come to mind for me.
Hotter than a $2 pistol.
Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
Dumber than a box of rocks
That guy could eff up a wet dream
If you're gonna shoot all my shots, can you at least play your own defense?
We're gonna head back to the poor farm - something my grandpa always said when they were leaving.
You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar
Beggars can't be choosers
If you're too busy to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it a second time?
As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Full of more shit than a Christmas goose.
Hotter than a $2 pistol.
Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
Dumber than a box of rocks
That guy could eff up a wet dream
If you're gonna shoot all my shots, can you at least play your own defense?
We're gonna head back to the poor farm - something my grandpa always said when they were leaving.
You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar
Beggars can't be choosers
If you're too busy to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it a second time?
As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Full of more shit than a Christmas goose.
It’s colder than a witch’s tit.
He’s got more tics than a clock.
He runs faster than greased lightning/slower than molasses in January.
You’ve got a point there…now put a hat on and go home.
If I was any more laid back I’d be asleep.
She’s hornier than a hoot owl in heat.
The smell would gag a maggot.
He smokes more than a chimney.
If I’m holding up the line at a urinal I apologetically let them know it’s because I had to “piss like a racehorse”.
I had a very lackluster dating life, having been “turned down more times than a bedsheet.”
He’s got more tics than a clock.
He runs faster than greased lightning/slower than molasses in January.
You’ve got a point there…now put a hat on and go home.
If I was any more laid back I’d be asleep.
She’s hornier than a hoot owl in heat.
The smell would gag a maggot.
He smokes more than a chimney.
If I’m holding up the line at a urinal I apologetically let them know it’s because I had to “piss like a racehorse”.
I had a very lackluster dating life, having been “turned down more times than a bedsheet.”
Forgot one for the lawyers in the crowd.
"He ain't fit to judge a pie eating contest."
"He ain't fit to judge a pie eating contest."
