Hanging around like a hair in a biscuit - friend of mine
Asshat - me
Things I've said coaching:
You're a tremendous waste of sperm
You're the reason in some species they eat their own - I stole that from someone
Every time you shoot the ball a little piece of me dies
You defend like a fence with a missing gate
It takes a lot of skill to f*ck up three plays in a row
If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord a shot you make
Air ball it, so we can set our defense up - me to a player who was lousy from the FT line
Past work related comment:
Not sure he could spell Bingo if I spotted him the 'bing' - me to our service manager about to our best mechanic
What do you think he's been under more, cars or women?
I was once ejected from a game asking:
So it's OK to shove our player in the back while he's going up for layup?
-- OK...I asked it 10 times