what. the. FUC*KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mcmurtry66]

Elon Musk fights to keep custody battle in Texas, where he'd have to pay only $2,760 a month in child support

Elon Musk said in new court records that he had his son X but that Grimes moved to California with the other kids to avoid Texas courts.

www.yahoo.com

Texas caps monthly child support payments at $2,760 for three children, which is how many Musk and Grimes share. California however has no limit, meaning a person like Musk — the richest in the world — could be ordered to pay an extremely high amount.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

LOL. No surprise Elon tried to pull out of buying Twitter given his female companion history.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Maybe she should just give him the kids? Seems simple to me, I mean if she is really worried about the kids being taken care of and all.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Elon Musk fights to keep custody battle in Texas, where he'd have to pay only $2,760 a month in child support

Elon Musk said in new court records that he had his son X but that Grimes moved to California with the other kids to avoid Texas courts.

www.yahoo.com

Texas caps monthly child support payments at $2,760 for three children, which is how many Musk and Grimes share. California however has no limit, meaning a person like Musk — the richest in the world — could be ordered to pay an extremely high amount.

Just another example of how eff'ed* up California is again. Thanks coach!

 

[mcmurtry66]

Just another example of how eff'ed* up California is again. Thanks coach!

$2,760 cap for three kids. my job dropped

 

[IUclover]

Geez. I know someone who pays $60k/year for two kids in Indiana. Musk will be ok.

Go Team Grimes.

 

[snarlcakes]

Are you drinking already Murt? Intense title 🤣

 

[Baller23Boogie]

A millionaire and a billionaire fighting over child support.

This is like a episode of the Kardashians.

 

[Harry Hondo]

Elon Musk fights to keep custody battle in Texas, where he'd have to pay only $2,760 a month in child support

Elon Musk said in new court records that he had his son X but that Grimes moved to California with the other kids to avoid Texas courts.

www.yahoo.com

Texas caps monthly child support payments at $2,760 for three children, which is how many Musk and Grimes share. California however has no limit, meaning a person like Musk — the richest in the world — could be ordered to pay an extremely high amount.

So not only is he an antisemitic bastard he’s a deadbeat dad, too. What a scumbag.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

A millionaire and a billionaire fighting over child support.

This is like a episode of the Kardashians.

Zero chance these kids don't end up seven kinds of f*cked.

 

[mcmurtry66]

So not only is he an antisemitic bastard he’s a deadbeat dad, too. What a scumbag.

no. he probably doesn't want to pay her an obscene amount of money that she will just use for herself. kids don't cost what california would allow. it should be capped. that the cost of raising kids isn't the measure vs the income of one parent is absurd. texas gets it right. yet again.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

no. he probably doesn't want to pay her an obscene amount of money that she will just use for herself. kids don't cost what california would allow. it should be capped. that the cost of raising kids isn't the measure vs the income of one parent is absurd. texas gets it right. yet again.

On the other hand, in Texas, rich Dad can spoil the kids while struggling Mom has to feed them Kraft and HI-C. You don't think they notice that all the designer clothes came from Dad? The first cars? The graduation present trips to Paris? Not to mention Dad's new girlfriend is hot AF, and junior has been wearing out the MIL section on Pornhub like crazy. Now, all of a sudden it's time to spend Xmas at Mom's (her turn this year!), and you think the kids are excited about it?

 

[mcmurtry66]

On the other hand, in Texas, rich Dad can spoil the kids while struggling Mom has to feed them Kraft and HI-C. You don't think they notice that all the designer clothes came from Dad? The first cars? The graduation present trips to Paris? Not to mention Dad's new girlfriend is hot AF, and junior has been wearing out the MIL section on Pornhub like crazy. Now, all of a sudden it's time to spend Xmas at Mom's (her turn this year!), and you think the kids are excited about it?

i get that but your take is hyperbolic as they still will have $2,700 of tax free money for the kids. that's more than enough to get them what they want. that $2,700 is essentially just for clothes and food and shit i bet. school/daycare is usually separate

 

[larsIU]

Are you drinking already Murt? Intense title 🤣

What's he at 5k a month at this point. I don't think he makes as much as Elon either.

Yet.

 

[PhyloeBedoe]

#savethebillionaires

Hilarious.

 

[mcmurtry66]

What's he at 5k a month at this point. I don't think he makes as much as Elon either.

Yet.

i pay more in child support than Elon and Elon tips more than i make

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

i pay more in child support than Elon and Elon tips more than i make

Elon has like a dozen kids, too, so on a per-child basis, you're even worse off.

 

[Morrison]

Elon needs to stfu and pay like every one of us red blooded California divorcees. It’s a game of Survivor-economic style out here, and he’s not exempt from being a contestant.

 

[ButHerEmails]

Zero chance these kids don't end up seven kinds of f*cked.

Have you ever known anyone who is crazy rich?
People with what is called “f*** you money”? They’re all (well, damn near all) a little off, even if they came from more humble backgrounds.

 

[UncleMark]

Have you ever known anyone who is crazy rich?
People with what is called “f*** you money”? They’re all (well, damn near all) a little off, even if they came from more humble backgrounds.

Can you imagine what McM would be like if he ever hit it big?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Can you imagine what McM would be like if he ever hit it big?

hunter biden

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Can you imagine what McM would be like if he ever hit it big?

 

[larsIU]

Can you imagine what McM would be like if he ever hit it big?

Would be one of the most epic two week periods in history.

 

[UncleMark]

Would be one of the most epic two week periods in history.

Matthew Perry would be proud.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Would be one of the most epic two week periods in history.

ain't that the truth. be right back where i was - only worse off

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

On the other hand, in Texas, rich Dad can spoil the kids while struggling Mom has to feed them Kraft and HI-C. You don't think they notice that all the designer clothes came from Dad? The first cars? The graduation present trips to Paris? Not to mention Dad's new girlfriend is hot AF, and junior has been wearing out the MIL section on Pornhub like crazy. Now, all of a sudden it's time to spend Xmas at Mom's (her turn this year!), and you think the kids are excited about it?

If she cares about the kids, give them to dad. Problem solved.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Matthew Perry would be proud.

Charlie Sheen would bow at his alter !

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

If she cares about the kids, give them to dad. Problem solved.

Dad doesn't want them full-time. He needs time to be alone with Tiffani or Sindee or whatever.

 

[larsIU]

Sindee or whatever

 

[snarlcakes]

hunter biden

The conversation would go something like this.

Me: Now you’re going to want to buy a shitload of Bitcoin
Murt: Umm….no
Me: What the **** you mean no?
Murt: I have other ideas
Me: There are no other ideas. What would the Texan do?
Murt: **** the Texan. I like hookers and coke.
Me: How many hookers do you need?
Murt: All of them. As matter of fact I’m sniffing coke out one of their asses right now.
Me: Wolf of Wall Street style?
Murt: Oh yeah
Me: Oh…I’ve always wanted to do that. Pull out.

 

[larsIU]

Me: Oh…I’ve always wanted to do that. Pull out.

Well, clearly not his forte. But not as bad as Elon, obvs.

 

[mcmurtry66]

The conversation would go something like this.

Me: Now you’re going to want to buy a shitload of Bitcoin
Murt: Umm….no
Me: What the **** you mean no?
Murt: I have other ideas
Me: There are no other ideas. What would the Texan do?
Murt: **** the Texan. I like hookers and coke.
Me: How many hookers do you need?
Murt: All of them. As matter of fact I’m sniffing coke out one of their asses right now.
Me: Wolf of Wall Street style?
Murt: Oh yeah
Me: Oh…I’ve always wanted to do that. Pull out.

I’d get fixed immediately. Then I’d consult my financial guy. Boogerballer. Then I’d get you a bunch of bitcoin you can hold in your paws

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Well, clearly not his forte. But not as bad as Elon, clearly.

CAll him IU Football, aint pulled one out in 3 years !

 

[larsIU]

CAll him IU Football, aint pulled one out in 3 years !

And the last guy's name was Penix. You can't make this shit up

He pulled out and it's been downhill ever since

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Elon Musk fights to keep custody battle in Texas, where he'd have to pay only $2,760 a month in child support

Elon Musk said in new court records that he had his son X but that Grimes moved to California with the other kids to avoid Texas courts.

www.yahoo.com

Texas caps monthly child support payments at $2,760 for three children, which is how many Musk and Grimes share. California however has no limit, meaning a person like Musk — the richest in the world — could be ordered to pay an extremely high amount.

OMG coach, I am day 2 into Vaca, one day after returning from blacklisted, watching "how to train your dragon" and noticing how Democrats play by the same rules as Hamas.
HELP! Day 3 could find me filing candidacy paperwork for election ! ! ! HEEEEELP.

 

[Baller23Boogie]

I’d get fixed immediately. Then I’d consult my financial guy. Boogerballer. Then I’d get you a bunch of bitcoin you can hold in your paws

Shhhhiiiii.... if you're going Hunter Biden, we certainly gonna turn up.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

antisemitic

He is?