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More facts.

I have fixed more John Deere tractors than you. Ditto Allis Chalmers.
I have cut more hay then you. Then raked it into windrows.
I have backed more two wheeled trailers than you.
I have backed more 4 wheeled wagons than you.
I have picked more corn than you.
I have mended more fence than you.
I have slopped more pigs than you.
I have castrated more pigs than you.
I have hunted more squirrels than you.
I have skinned more catfish than you.
 
More facts.

I have fixed more John Deere tractors than you. Ditto Allis Chalmers.
I have cut more hay then you. Then raked it into windrows.
I have backed more two wheeled trailers than you.
I have backed more 4 wheeled wagons than you.
I have picked more corn than you.
I have mended more fence than you.
I have slopped more pigs than you.
I have castrated more pigs than you.
I have hunted more squirrels than you.
I have skinned more catfish than you.
I see the “chemist” doesn’t know the difference between fact and opinion
 
I see the “chemist” doesn’t know the difference between fact and opinion
He forgot the fact that he's posted about dick more than you.

A man in a giant penis costume walking around Norway and ejaculating glitter all over the place is classy.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...dia-penis-glitter_n_7669878.html?ir=UK+Comedy

by penis size

I wonder if they asked Hope Hicks what the Donald's penis tastes like

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!


It would work better if Chanel didn't have a dick and yours was an "outtie" not an "innie" or a "mini".

so says science


The size of your nose was not found to be strongly correlated to flaccid penis length, which the team attributes to "the elasticity of a small, flaccid penis may be greater than that of a large, flaccid penis".

"The fact that nose size is related to [stretched penis length] indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth."

The team found only a weak correlation between nose size and the weight of your balls.

now THAT"S some top-level sciencing.

Bezos's "space penis" rocket was pretty impressive!


This was posted in the DeSantis thread but is kind of buried. It is so amazingly bizarre and stupid that it deserves a separate discussion.

A principal at a charter school in Florida, ironically called "Tallahassee Classical School" was FIRED after 6th graders in an art history lesson were shown photos of Micahangelo's David, widely considered one of the iconic art pieces in the history of human civilization. If you travel to Italy, I recommend reserving your spot in line to see it in person. I took my kids to see it when they were 2, 5, and 8 years old.

Some parents were offended by this lesson, because the David has a penis. Their 12-year-olds are apparently badly scarred by seeing said penis. The prinicipal was fired for allowing the viewing of said penis. The Tallahassee school is a public charter institution that focuses on classical learning, a teaching philosophy centered on a traditional Western liberal arts education that aims to impart critical thinking skills children can use throughout their lives.

No, this is not an Onion piece.

Why do I say that it is part of the war on woke? Well, that's the opinion of the school board head, who fired the principal:

“Parental rights trump everything else,” Bishop said. He added that the pandemic’s remote teaching gave parents a clearer window into their children’s education and prompted some to choose schools like Tallahassee Classical.

They didn’t like the woke indoctrination that was going on,” he said. “We don’t use pronouns,” Bishop said. “We don’t teach CRT and we don’t ever mention 1619 — those are not appropriate subjects for our kids.”

Warning: photo with the article shows a PENIS!



We seem to agree completely, yet it makes you mad, somehow.

People with a vagina should compete against other people with a vagina, while people with a penis should compete with other people with a penis. That seems clear. And if a genetic test was actually done and the competitor was XY, indeed the person should be disqualified from woman's sports.

I merely reported information about the assertion, which was unchallenged, that she was a sex-reassigned TRANS ATHLETE.

That was made-up crap, apparently.

The Rogan reddit which my phone won't let me link shows her as a cute 5 year old girl, with her family.

or shoot the soccer fans in the dick

Oh wait, they have no dick


No discussion about the size of Arnold Palmer's dick? Seems like Trump is covering all of the big issues that Americans care about.

Did the big dick talk about big dicks today?

McMurt hasn't seen his dick without a mirror in 10 years. It no longer emerges from the rolls of fat, according to the exes.
 
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