It’s a pathway to a better life. Opens the door to reality tv. And your bio is better than that Fing controlling Gary.
Successful Midwest executive in search of his forever love. And ladies. HE’s a pilot!!!!! Hahahahaha IT"S TRUE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd cheers wildly). After a romantic farm to table dinner in the heartland he’ll whisk you away on his plane tooooooooooooooo HIS BEACH HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (crowd cheers wildly) where you can watch the sun rise in his burly farmer arms. (Cougars losing control of themselves. Host failing to restore order).
But then, invariably, you'll say things that are real inappropriate and become a villain!!! and that's not just ratings gold as all the morning radio shows will be all over it, the view and gma will lose their minds, but then you can do the villain reality circuit and at that point you've got it made. survivor. all of it.