This absolutely disgusting

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Five bucks says the next time that dude is in the news, it's because he got engaged to someone 20 years his junior.

Nope, it will be the new show - the divorce. Televised depositions and everything. Secret sex tapes. Contempt proceedings. Fights.

Ratings bonanza.

 

[BradStevens]

I watch it to the point that it has replaced reading

We have a book club that can fix that . . .

 

[BradStevens]

Five bucks says the next time that dude is in the news, it's because he got engaged to someone 20 years his junior.

 

[mcmurtry66]

We’re learning a lot about Gary and it is noooooooo good. Anyway we’re going to get a new one. @Joe_Hoopsier you should apply.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

We’re learning a lot about Gary and it is noooooooo good. Anyway we’re going to get a new one. @Joe_Hoopsier you should apply.

I'd rather snuff out cigarette butts on my eyelids.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I'd rather snuff out cigarette butts on my eyelids.

It’s a pathway to a better life. Opens the door to reality tv. And your bio is better than that Fing controlling Gary.

Successful Midwest executive in search of his forever love. And ladies. HE’s a pilot!!!!! Hahahahaha IT"S TRUE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd cheers wildly). After a romantic farm to table dinner in the heartland he’ll whisk you away on his plane tooooooooooooooo HIS BEACH HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (crowd cheers wildly) where you can watch the sun rise in his burly farmer arms. (Cougars losing control of themselves. Host failing to restore order).

But then, invariably, you'll say things that are real inappropriate and become a villain!!! and that's not just ratings gold as all the morning radio shows will be all over it, the view and gma will lose their minds, but then you can do the villain reality circuit and at that point you've got it made. survivor. all of it.

 

[BradStevens]

It’s a pathway to a better life. Opens the door to reality tv. And your bio is better than that Fing controlling Gary.

Successful Midwest executive in search of his forever love. And ladies. HE’s a pilot!!!!! Hahahahaha IT"S TRUE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd cheers wildly). After a romantic farm to table dinner in the heartland he’ll whisk you away on his plane tooooooooooooooo HIS BEACH HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (crowd cheers wildly) where you can watch the sun rise in his burly farmer arms. (Cougars losing control of themselves. Host failing to restore order).

But then, invariably, you'll say things that are real inappropriate and become a villain!!! and that's not just ratings gold as all the morning radio shows will be all over it, the view and gma will lose their minds, but then you can do the villain reality circuit and at that point you've got it made. survivor. all of it.

I’d watch.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

It’s a pathway to a better life. Opens the door to reality tv. And your bio is better than that Fing controlling Gary.

Successful Midwest executive in search of his forever love. And ladies. HE’s a pilot!!!!! Hahahahaha IT"S TRUE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd cheers wildly). After a romantic farm to table dinner in the heartland he’ll whisk you away on his plane tooooooooooooooo HIS BEACH HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (crowd cheers wildly) where you can watch the sun rise in his burly farmer arms. (Cougars losing control of themselves. Host failing to restore order).

But then, invariably, you'll say things that are real inappropriate and become a villain!!! and that's not just ratings gold as all the morning radio shows will be all over it, the view and gma will lose their minds, but then you can do the villain reality circuit and at that point you've got it made. survivor. all of it.

That doesn't leave much room to work in retired Firefighter and message board Savant. But I'm warming to the idea... lol

 

[mcmurtry66]

I’d watch.

Everyone would watch. Everyone.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

pickers and pawn stars are the gold standard. along with the original gold rush

I like those tow-truck guys on the weather channel.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I like those tow-truck guys on the weather channel.

Co-sign.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

Yep people don’t understand the joy of just having stuff on you barely pay attention to while doing a million other things.

Anybody who has an enduring marriage knows this.

 

[UncleMark]

Anybody who has an enduring marriage knows this.

My wife thinks my hearing is failing. <snicker>

24 years today, FWIW.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

“Reality TV is the museum of our societal decline.” Author - I forget.

Remembered the author - Gary Oldman, actor.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

My wife thinks my hearing is failing. <snicker>

24 years today, FWIW.

Congrats. Meatloaf at Cracker Barrel?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Congrats. Meatloaf at Cracker Barrel?

He’s woke. Cracker Barrel is sponsored by the klan

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

That doesn't leave much room to work in retired Firefighter and message board Savant. But I'm warming to the idea... lol

OH, lets work "Humble" in there some place.

 

[mcmurtry66]

OH, lets work "Humble" in there some place.

but still humble is our hook. how did we miss this guy?!! where's he been hiding?!!!! just when we htought there was no good ones left?!!! then bam we get you on and by episode two they'll realize you're TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ratings gold.

 

[UncleMark]

Congrats. Meatloaf at Cracker Barrel?

I was hoping for Crave Case but got overruled.