Are you Matt Walsh, who btw is one of several who could give Kirk a good run for "dumbest man on Earth"? Matt Walsh says a husband giving his wife a thoughtful Valentine's gift is "gay"...
I think he and Tuck Tuck are competing amongst themselves for which one can do the best job of trying to utilize the flannel shirt look to project a (fake) aura of manliness...
I wasn't aware of the acronym "DINK" prior to seeing this video. But I'm fairly certain if you looked up the term dink, or more accurately DWEEB in a dictionary, "flannel shirt Mattie" would be the poster boy...