Republican debate thread

[UncleMark]

Might as well get this set up now. Let's keep all the debate related discussion in one thread.

How about we get off to a good start: Martha is a babe.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

True, but drapes don’t match the carpet.

 

[ulrey]

True, but drapes don’t match the carpet.

Link?

 

[dr.jb]

True, but drapes don’t match the carpet.

how would you know?

 

[ButHerEmails]

True, but drapes don’t match the carpet.

I’m guessing there’s nothing to match and that thing down there hasn’t seen hair since at least when Clinton was in office.

 

[Morrison]

Mark’s encouraging pre-game drinking from the couch. I like it. That’s some 1st class modding right there.

 

[dbmhoosier]

Here's the link.

 

[UncleMark]

True, but drapes don’t match the carpet.

They never do.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Here's the link.

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What do the polls say…handies or blowies?

 

[zeke4ahs]

Well this thread has started well. I expect the same level of discourse from the candidates as well.

 

[Morrison]

Well this thread has started well. I expect the same level of discourse from the candidates as well.

Mark will probably have to lock dbmhoosier out of this thread. Wait, you’re talking about me, huh? 😂

 

[aajohn2000]

Well this thread has started well. I expect the same level of discourse from the candidates as well.

Are you going to watch it?

 

[zeke4ahs]

Are you going to watch it?

For as long as I can stomach it… And I’m lije that on all debates. I wish they could have them where they aren’t so horribly mean to each other. It makes me cringe.

 

[Bloom.]

What do the polls say…handies or blowies?

Between Carlson and Trump or among some of the people who will later post in this topic?

 

[CrazyRonDeSanctimonious]

In Florida, we said no to woke, gender ideology in our schools and my first day in office, we’re gonna start slitting throats.

Everyone take a drink when I say the word woke, Florida, Disney or lockdowns.

Enjoy tonight’s debate and the next couple Republican debates we all know there will not be one in the general.

 

[UncleMark]

What Fox News *Should* Ask GOP Debate Candidates Tonight — But Won't

"Would you ever stage a coup?" and a bunch of other stuff we’d really like to know.

www.huffpost.com

 

[zeke4ahs]

The buffet at this debate sucks, luckily I have a bag of chocolate milk shake on my inner thigh that run directly into my blood stream. Similar to a colposcopy bag, but in reverse.

Donald Trump is a sniveling coward, immoral piece of shit who I was happy to serve dutifully for five years.

How many names do you need for tonight, Farva?

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

How many names do you need for tonight, Farva?

Until one posts something funny?
Don’t hold your breath.

 

[Univee2]

Might as well get this set up now. Let's keep all the debate related discussion in one thread.

How about we get off to a good start: Martha is a babe.

Yeah, but Dana is doing the pre-game show, so there’s that . . . which is good.

 

[ulrey]

How many names do you need for tonight, Farva?

Ok Willdog7

 

[zeke4ahs]

Ok Willdog7

Who?

 

[Morrison]

Who?

He’s a black guy that posted on here for a few weeks, recently. He talked a lot about the challenges and discrimination he and black people face in America. The conservatives here thought that was so unlikely and exaggerated, they all assumed he was a fake account. Imagine that. 🤣

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

This afternoon I saw a young lady on the street. She was attractive and I felt an urge of a sexual nature that should be reserved only for my wife, frumpy.

I have just arrived at the debate center after spending the last 4 hours in my hotel room reading my bible and giving myself lashings on the back as punishment for impure thoughts

I saved Democracy and you should make me president for it.

Keep trying.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Keep trying.

I like these

 

[zeke4ahs]

He’s a black guy that posted on here for a few weeks, recently. He talked a lot about the challenges and discrimination he and black people face in America. The conservatives here thought that was so unlikely and exaggerated, they all assumed he was a fake account. Imagine that. 🤣

Oh I do remember. Thanks

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I like these

I'm not surprised...you're his target audience.

 

[Morrison]

Haley won. I’m out at the introductions.

 

[UncleMark]

Five minutes in, no questions, just Republican propaganda from Fox.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Took my a while to get it loaded up. I got started just in time to watch people cheering Ron's plastic face.

 

[zeke4ahs]

In Florida, we said no to woke, gender ideology in our schools and my first day in office, we’re gonna start slitting throats.

Everyone take a drink when I say the word woke, Florida, Disney or lockdowns.

Enjoy tonight’s debate and the next couple Republican debates we all know there will not be one in the general.

Add Hunter Biden to that list. We’ll be drunk within 30 minutes.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

What is Tim Scott looking at?

 

[larsIU]

I like these

You like vanderpump and lulus. We’re on to you.

 

[UncleMark]

What is Tim Scott looking at?

Looking for another number to pull out of the air. 16% inflation???

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Drew Carey better watch out, Vivek is auditioning for his job.

 

[larsIU]

Vivek needs to slow down on the energy drinks.

 

[zeke4ahs]

I need to know the brand of Vivek’s teeth whitener.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Bullshit, Nikki, I heard you care about poles very much.

 

[larsIU]

I need to know the brand of Vivek’s teeth whitener.

Adrenochrome

 

[larsIU]

Bullshit, Nikki, I heard you care about poles very much.

Flagpole jokes? In.

 

[UncleMark]

Haley telling some TRUTH.