Please oh God hire this guy!!!!
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Most of my synapses have remained holstered, yet I still run them ragged.
Sure, but I’m really more interested in the whole rasslin’ angle. I probably should have been clearer about that. Sorry.
Hmmm ...
I bet you’re able to do that through the power of your farts!
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If IU hired Pat Kraft, I have little doubt that we would be ushering in a golden age of athletics the likes of which would make your heads spin. This guy is extremely bright and his alum approval at Temple is off the charts.
I think he is the right choice.
No you weren’t. Are you counting your lies? You’re so very “ownable”. Rent free, kev.
P.S. I tricked you into saying “farting.”
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What a dope!
Of Victorbear, Courtsense and Hoosier Phenom, which do you think is microchipped? All three? Invisible fenced, for sure, but I can see chips, especially in this digital age.
Trapped in your back yard, too, maybe. Rasslin’ with the squirrels, or eating them.
Doesn’t a Post Script (that’s what “P.S. means) belong at the end of a sentence or written composition, rather than the beginning? And if you’re curious, “fart” can reasonably be placed anywhere.
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You make some *pretty* good points. Except for the “fart curiosity” concept. No such thing, except maybe for a wee lad such as yourself.
You raised the issue of farting, falsely equating it with levitation. If there was an error, it was in that misconception.
Don’t be a ninny. I SPECULATED that you use farts to GET AIRBORNE IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOT THAT YOU THEN CONTINUE TO USE THEM TO STAY UP THERE.
SHEESH!!!
Oh wait, I know exactly what you were doing. Your lie count goes up and up and up, while my rent stays free for ever. Kev.
Tread carefully. Dude can levitate. You’ll try to be tiptoeing past his majesty and you’ll get whacked over the noggin with the two liter bottle of Big K Dr. Cola he just drained to the dregs after biking home from vic’s house. They’re great pals if you didn’t know.
So what? My sister lives on the Upper West Side and I NEVER go visit her. Imagine how much I’m hurting HER.
That’s fantastic. Good thing Sully cleared the GW Bridge or she might’ve had a roof landing to tell you about.
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