Cripes you've never heard the joke ..
Adam was sitting around the garden one day and he was lonely and depressed. The animals were constantly fighting and telling him their issues, always pestering him for something or another and he never had peace.
So he asks god for a companion. A perfect companion..
God says "look I gave you the dog - he's mans best friend."
Adam answers back "I need someone like me but different, someone I can trust, someone that never causes any strife, someone that will help take care of me, and never nags."
God says "okay but first you must pay a price" ...
"I will take one of your nads in exchange for the perfect companion, you have two so you won't miss it, and I will give you a woman who is trustworthy, quiet and will worship you and NEVER nag."
Adam answers back "what will you give me for a rib?"