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  1. Jssanto

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    Does anyone remember Johnny Carson? He would say,”boy it was hot today in Burbank”. The audience would yell “how hot was it?”.
    ME: Boy I am bored.
    CROWD: How bored are you?
    ME: I am thinking about talking to my wife.
     
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    Talk to your wife, forget the jokes.
     
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    It wasn’t too bad actually. You could picture Carson saying it.
     
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    It was one line humor. Google Henny Youngmann
     
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    I remember Youngman. He was great.
     
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    My wife said, Honey take me where I have never been.
    I took her to the kitchen
     
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    I told the taxi driver to take me where I can get a little action; he took me to MY house!
     
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    Shouldn't talk her to death, you should kiss her. Awww youth is wasted on the wrong people. (quote from It's A Wonderful LIfe)
     
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