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Jssanto

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Feb 15, 2019
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Does anyone remember Johnny Carson? He would say,”boy it was hot today in Burbank”. The audience would yell “how hot was it?”.
ME: Boy I am bored.
CROWD: How bored are you?
ME: I am thinking about talking to my wife.
 
Does anyone remember Johnny Carson? He would say,”boy it was hot today in Burbank”. The audience would yell “how hot was it?”.
ME: Boy I am bored.
CROWD: How bored are you?
ME: I am thinking about talking to my wife.
Shouldn't talk her to death, you should kiss her. Awww youth is wasted on the wrong people. (quote from It's A Wonderful LIfe)
 
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