You've suspected that half-a-dozen times on here. Basically, any time she goes to a sit-down restaurant (Dollaritas are back at Applebees!) or out-of-town, you think she's getting engaged.
Go watch The Graduate for some clues on how to steal her back.
I have. Your point is what? Get to a point.
she's going to an exclusive resort in the desert for the weekend. screams proposal. i'm actually going to a party tonight that is essentially a reunion for my high school's football team. @larsIU i suspect there will be an army of cougars there with a thousand miles of broken road behind them. maybe we'll see just how weak i am tonight
Lost as in dead? That’s weird. A new Porsche might help.
Yep dead. An another fighting stage 4 lung cancer. Super fit. Former D1 all American. Never smoked
Zeke, larsIU, all fashionistas: Unite! Let's get McMurt walking into this party to find the (next) woman of his dreams.
IT'S THE JAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing wrong with New Balance shoes. I don't own a pair, but it really matters which style and, likely, where you bought it. i.e. don't buy the white clunky looking ones from department stores.
lol i went to a poor kid high school in the city. jeans and a t-shirt or i'll be abused as a snob. when in rome. my friends from the football team will resemble a family of sasquatches. they were 6'3 275 in high school so with the added weight of time and a wing of a brewery in their guts they'll be 6'2 350. the type of guys that were as big as d1 lineman but shitty athletes so they filled d3 rosters around the midwest. i used to piss in their water coolers and when they got doughnuts i'd sneak into their dining area and hide pens in every single longjohns. i used to cut the love handles out of their practice shirts too
until she soiled herself. now i'm confused. and weak
I’m thinking a new a fresh approach: Brown coveralls with oil stains and “Carhartt” ” on the left front pocket.
Don't take advice from those who are trying to live vicariously through you.
Thanks. Don't have time now to listen to Prasad's interview, but if he's advocating against colorectal screening, he doesn't have much support.Despite having two close friends who were diagnosed with Stage 4 colon cancer a few years ago (both still alive, thankfully), I'll provide some interesting counter-intuitive data on regular colonoscopies, breast screenings, etc.:
Vinay Prasad on Cancer Screening - Econlib
Early detection of cancer seems like a very good idea. But it’s a lot more complicated than it seems. Oncologist and epidemiologist Vinay Prasad of the University of California, San Francisco talks to EconTalk’s Russ Roberts about why many tests to detect cancer do little or nothing to extend...www.econtalk.org
Re the lattes, just switch to normal coffee or espresso. Shaken espressos there are pretty good (but $5!!!), and only contain espresso, ice, and much less skim milk.
Thanks a lot @Bowlmania. All this talk now has me feeling old enough to go out and buy a nice, new pair of white NBs.
I get it. I went to a high school reunion a few years ago at a shitty bar on the outdoor deck and wore khaki pants and an untucked polo. Somebody asked me why I was so "dressed up."
This is spot on. I run on piss and vinegar. My list of motherf$ckers I owe is too long to die anytime soon. I’ve got scores to settle. Some real and some imagined. Regardless, that spite and pettiness stokes the internal flame within. I also keep a 1.75 bottle of whiskey in the garage when the weather cools because you never know when you’ll need a snort.
Love it. The zag. McMurt, this is the outfit you should wear to the ex-stoker's wedding.
co-sign. add to that list that we need to get our dirty crew together. it's been too long. no more excuses
Same advice as for Joe Burrow.
Tis not weakness to succumb to the advances of the cougar. Only weakness is your unwillingness to embrace the warmth. Pride = weakness. Lower your standards and elevate your sense of wellbeing.
1 - No
it's usually not the warmth that spooks me. it's those brock lesnar upper arms they get
I was working in the home office last night and I hear my wife rolling laughing. I go out and she's wathing The Golden Batchelor.
For those who don’t die 70 is the new 50. I suspect he got duped when he saw the women were old
To be fair, he looks much younger than they do. He could easily be in the 55 y/o pool. He's from Indiana as well.
Mo money, mo problems. Something like that attracts crazy just as much as it attracts possible suitors. You can hang out with crazy, you can F crazy, you shouldn't date crazy.
the airplane repo guy is from indiana too. hey do you wear rubbers with these old no good cougars? how's that work? or no one bothers? they can't get preggers?
Hell yeah. I’ve got scores to settle there too. Plus I want to see who is suffering from male pattern baldness.
STDs still alive and well. Have a guy I know in Chicago who caught his wife cheating on him. Threw him for a loop (he's a big time narcissist). Got on Tinder, started banging everything. He's 50ish, named partner, dresses well. Nailing cougars left and right. Got gonorrhea from one (Chicago cop). He asked "Do you think I need to tell the others [he'd had sex with after the cop]?"
I’m just gonna stay home. That’s too much
Following up on this:
Going through the same with my 7th grader. The school is out of hand with woke garbage. But she has great friends, is getting good grades, and while not only free has way better facilities than the $20k plus catholic alternative. I think you just have to do what you are doing and bring another perspective to him in your time.
There’s a kid at my daughter’s school who is the image of the blindside kid. 7th grade. Held back once. Black. 6’’6 easily 280. Always in trouble. Missing school. Suspended. A few weeks ago we are pulling up and my daughter 4’11 80 pounds, yells STOP STOP STOP. She jumps out of the car yelling at him YOU BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!!! This monster looks like a deer in the headlights “by lunch. By lunch. I promise!!” Again these kids are so much better to each other than we were. There are stil friend clicks but they all are in it together and see each other as friends
The implied threat from your daughter, no doubt, was “Don’t make me sic my little brother on you!”
Maybe there is a lesson learned there.
