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I hate the idea of Government Bailouts, but if I had to make an exception...

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...well, it's this company. They are the epitome of the term "too big to fail"...
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...well, it's this company. They are the epitome of the term "too big to fail"...
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Buddy’s dad was roommates with the founder back in the day. Minion’s mom worked at hooters first year of college. Dated a couple of hooters’ waitresses through the years.

It’s a restaurant near and dear to my heart from way back. Food certainly had a unique taste. They should have brought a diaper along with the bill. Rough on the stomach.

But it had its time. It’s run its course. Like so many others from Olive Garden on. And there was a bunch before those. Remember the ground round? It was the inspiration for Outback - another coming down the curve
 
Buddy’s dad was roommates with the founder back in the day. Minion’s mom worked at hooters first year of college. Dated a couple of hooters’ waitresses through the years.

It’s a restaurant near and dear to my heart from way back. Food certainly had a unique taste. They should have brought a diaper along with the bill. Rough on the stomach.

But it had its time. It’s run its course. Like so many others from Olive Garden on. And there was a bunch before those. Remember the ground round? It was the inspiration for Outback - another coming down the curve
In Mesquite, TX...Hooters was kinda the Single A affiliate for the East Dallas stripclubs. Girls outta HS would get used to the idea at Hooters, before moving up the ranks for bigger money.

It served its purpose.

Twin Peaks became our go-to for a bit at Mockingbird Station across from SMU. Great Golden Tee setup, and they would serve their beers at like 29 degrees...was like a beer frosty.
 
In Mesquite, TX...Hooters was kinda the Single A affiliate for the East Dallas stripclubs. Girls outta HS would get used to the idea at Hooters, before moving up the ranks for bigger money.

It served its purpose.

Twin Peaks became our go-to for a bit at Mockingbird Station across from SMU. Great Golden Tee setup, and they would serve their beers at like 29 degrees...was like a beer frosty.
I’ve been to twin peaks once and it was rough. I was at a hooters about 5 years ago out of town at a soccer tourney in Ohio and it was rough too
 
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You can't force hot chicks to work at the place you want to buy a burger. You want to watch young hot women prance around, you get an OnlyFans account. They don't have to work at places like Hooters and actually be forced to see the men up close and personal and also share their earnings with the bartender and busboy.
Yup. Killed all of the server gigs
 
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You can't force hot chicks to work at the place you want to buy a burger. You want to watch young hot women prance around, you get an OnlyFans account. They don't have to work at places like Hooters and actually be forced to see the men up close and personal and also share their earnings with the bartender and busboy.
Force? Don't project your fantasies on me, brah.
 
Yup. Killed all of the server gigs
Seriously, why would top talent strut their stuff where they can see us ugly creepy f*ckers, when they could just do it for a camera, and still get our money, anyway? It's basic economics. Plus the odds of getting raped over the internet are far longer than the odds of getting raped in a Hooters parking lot behind the dumpster. Doesn't take a genius.
 
You can't force hot chicks to work at the place you want to buy a burger. You want to watch young hot women prance around, you get an OnlyFans account. They don't have to work at places like Hooters and actually be forced to see the men up close and personal and also share their earnings with the bartender and busboy.

Seriously, why would top talent strut their stuff where they can see us ugly creepy f*ckers, when they could just do it for a camera, and still get our money, anyway? It's basic economics. Plus the odds of getting raped over the internet are far longer than the odds of getting raped in a Hooters parking lot behind the dumpster. Doesn't take a genius.
It’s permeated the entire industry. It’s not just hooters. The hot bartenders and servers at all of the restaurants we frequent for lunch are gone now. And these aren’t hooters. They’re nice restaurants and bars. Not fancy. You know what I mean.

I don’t even like eating out anymore
 
Seriously, why would top talent strut their stuff where they can see us ugly creepy f*ckers, when they could just do it for a camera, and still get our money, anyway? It's basic economics. Plus the odds of getting raped over the internet are far longer than the odds of getting raped in a Hooters parking lot behind the dumpster. Doesn't take a genius.

This dork never ****ed a Hooters girl, a stripper, his hometown cheerleader...probably not even a band girl...

This is what we're arguing with. 😄
 
In Mesquite, TX...Hooters was kinda the Single A affiliate for the East Dallas stripclubs. Girls outta HS would get used to the idea at Hooters, before moving up the ranks for bigger money.

It served its purpose.

Twin Peaks became our go-to for a bit at Mockingbird Station across from SMU. Great Golden Tee setup, and they would serve their beers at like 29 degrees...was like a beer frosty.
OMG, their uniforms nearly Kilt me.
Many times!
 
You can't force hot chicks to work at the place you want to buy a burger. You want to watch young hot women prance around, you get an OnlyFans account. They don't have to work at places like Hooters and actually be forced to see the men up close and personal and also share their earnings with the bartender and busboy.
Tell us that you are not ghey, without saying it.
 
Buddy’s dad was roommates with the founder back in the day. Minion’s mom worked at hooters first year of college. Dated a couple of hooters’ waitresses through the years.

It’s a restaurant near and dear to my heart from way back. Food certainly had a unique taste. They should have brought a diaper along with the bill. Rough on the stomach.

But it had its time. It’s run its course. Like so many others from Olive Garden on. And there was a bunch before those. Remember the ground round? It was the inspiration for Outback - another coming down the curve
So you are the Unicorn!!.Actually knocked up a Hooters girl........
 
Went to the old Hooters one time in the Fort. Ended up at the titty bar next door.

One of the servers was a dancer there. Made for a fun night.
 
You can't force hot chicks to work at the place you want to buy a burger. You want to watch young hot women prance around, you get an OnlyFans account. They don't have to work at places like Hooters and actually be forced to see the men up close and personal and also share their earnings with the bartender and busboy.
kingsley shut up GIF




 
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