Headed into the Rotunda...

[Univee2]

Think it was one of the AI fakes where Bezos's wife whipped her shirt off and was sitting there in her bra.

Actually his fiancée. Not that anyone’s counting.

But Zuckerberg looked like he was thinking of making a move.

 

[DANC]

I had to google it. He mucked up the oath on one of them and Obama had to be sworn in a second time.

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/us-politics/after-fumbled-oath-roberts-and-obama-leave-little-to-chance-idUSBRE90H16M/

Sounds like it's a Roberts problem.

I remember now they had to do it again. The whole swearing in thing is kind of archaic, imo.

 

[mattndallas]

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

At what point do we start talking about the disappearance of Michelle Obama? No show at Carter’s funeral, no show at the inauguration. Rumors of Obama out on the town with a mystery woman last night.

I think I saw somewhere that they haven’t been seen together in public since 2022.

Obama’s on the rocks.

Maybe he drowned?
It happens.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Some of the stuff being passed around right now in a few group chats I'm in is brutal.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Some of the stuff being passed around right now in a few group chats I'm in is brutal.

Her absence is definitely weird. Wonder if Obama is getting any advice