Headed into the Rotunda...

[larsIU]

ridiculous!! That bra under the blazer 🤣🤣. I love them two tho. He was such a fcking nerd and that was his childhood crush. That one never leaves. In his eyes she’s a 22 yr old supermodel. He got her

Employee #001 at Amazon.

 

[dr.jb]

This is a Johnnie Walker Blue day.

 

[76-1]

One of the better short speeches was given by the woman in the green dress (seated next to Kamala) and Biden was falling asleep, Kamala was looking like she needed a drink and Trump was looking like he wanted to get this wrapped up and move onto to signing those Excutive Orders...

 

[76-1]

Now That was a Miracle!

We just witnessed two men of the cloth give to the point and abbreviated prayers without taking advantage of the captive audience...

Hallelujah!

 

[76-1]

Damn! They're already shooting at him!

Oops... That was just his artillery salute....

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

lol. You know obama’s DMs are full. Women love him

Uhhhhh.....

 

[76-1]

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

I don't usually watch inaugurations. Are they always this gut-wrenchingly awful?

 

[dr.jb]

This is a Johnnie Walker Blue day.

 

[DANC]

I don't usually watch inaugurations. Are they always this gut-wrenchingly awful?

Just when Republicans get sworn in.

When Democrats gets sworn in, it's always a historical moment, fit for the ages.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Barron looks like Jimmy Chitwood.

 

[76-1]

Congratulations to the rest of you who voted for 47...

We Did It!

America First!!!

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Man, he's just going to stand there and shit on the guy sitting right behind him.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Not holding back much with 46 and company looking on.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I don't usually watch inaugurations. Are they always this gut-wrenchingly awful?

YES

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Man, he's just going to stand there and shit on the guy sitting right behind him.

Getting shot changes ya man.

 

[Univee2]

Barron looks like Jimmy Chitwood.

Call Woodson.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Getting shot changes ya man.

Yeah, but he was barely shot.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Barron looks like Jimmy Chitwood.

A mortician

 

[dr.jb]

Man, he's just going to stand there and shit on the guy sitting right behind him.

is joe even awake?

 

[mcmurtry66]

Not holding back much with 46 and company looking on.

It’s glorious watching him say all this in front of Biden and Harris. Love love love it

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

A mortician

If it turns out we are living in a horror/slasher film, there is no question that at the very end, Barron ends up being the one who did it.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Bill Clinton’s face during this speech is pure perfection. He’s the true Teflon man. In 80 years he’s had 4 bad days. The rest is just water off his back. He just has fun

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Now Trump is just going to flat-out lie about how economics work.

 

[76-1]

Call Woodson.

Why do you hate Barron? 😉

 

[Univee2]

Why do you hate Barron? 😉

Ouch. That one hit the mark.

 

[76-1]

Bill Clinton’s face during this speech is pure perfection. He’s the true Teflon man. In 80 years he’s had 4 bad days. The rest is just water off his back. He just has fun

He's daydreaming about cigars and motels on the campaign trail...

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Christ, I was really hoping this Gulf of America/Mt. McKinley thing was a bad joke. What an embarrassment.

 

[dr.jb]

Bill Clinton’s face during this speech is pure perfection. He’s the true Teflon man. In 80 years he’s had 4 bad days. The rest is just water off his back. He just has fun

credit, no doubt

esp. considering he's tied to the witch sitting next to him

 

[mcmurtry66]

He's daydreaming about cigars and motels on the campaign trail...

“Now that trump is president I wonder if that Alina alibaba would like a job with the Clinton legal foundation”

 

[76-1]

Gulf of America and Mount McKinley...

Making Cartography Great Again!

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Did he really just claim 38,000 Americans died building the canal?

 

[BadWakeboarder]

Love that king

 

[DANC]

Man, he's just going to stand there and shit on the guy sitting right behind him.

You mean the guy who said he wanted to take him out behind the barn and beat the shit out of him?

 

[dr.jb]

Man, he's just going to stand there and shit on the guy sitting right behind him.

nobody loves him some donald more than the donald

 

[BadWakeboarder]

Man, he's just going to stand there and shit on the guy sitting right behind him.

Yep. Massive dunking.

 

[DANC]

Call Woodson.

Nah, he can't play defense.

 

[76-1]

Sounds like both Mars and Panama are about to be invaded...

Merica! 🍺 🇺🇸

I think he's just trolling Mars to get a sweetheart Defense Pact...

The Panamanians best keep their head on a swivel..., or better yet renegotiate that contract ASAP...

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

nobody loves him some donald more than the donald

If he would just shut up, we could get to signing those EO's !

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

If he would just shut up, we could get to signing those EO's !

You could fit a dozen Lincoln inaugurals in this speech.