Girl is coming over to cook for me tonight.

[outside shooter]

they met at the park first

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

why?

C-$'s stories are much more interesting if people aren't going around trying to give him sound advice.

 

[T.M.P.]

C-$'s stories are much more interesting if people aren't going around trying to give him sound advice.

He needs to do something different .... he'll eventually fail in news ways which will be just as funny.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

He needs to do something different .... he'll eventually fail in news ways which will be just as funny.

As long as you have a plan.

 

[C-$]

Holy shit you should see the tight Cubs shirt she's wearing.

I've missed most of the game so far...

She's cooking now. Just wanted to check in.

 

[T.M.P.]

Holy shit you should see the tight Cubs shirt she's wearing.

I've missed most of the game so far...

She's cooking now. Just wanted to check in.

Get off the internet ..

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

Naw, she's probably just coming over to inform Money he's gonna be a baby-daddy.

Fat chance. His boys don't swim. Well, at least in my throat they don't.

 

[PhishPhan682]

anyone remember this song? money's new broad will be singing it in no time.

 

[dahldc]

Holy shit you should see the tight Cubs shirt she's wearing.

I've missed most of the game so far...

She's cooking now. Just wanted to check in.

You know the rules. Pics, Bitch.

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Wait....."Girl" and "Coming" are two words that I have never heard together when referring to something C-$-ish....

 

[gbmhoosier]

Bro, you don't even know my skillz... Stop by a tailgate sometime.

My wings last week were on point with my homemade marinade...

I think he was talking about her cooking skills. A double entendre if you will.

 

[hoosierdug]

Holy shit you should see the tight Cubs shirt she's wearing.

I've missed most of the game so far...

She's cooking now. Just wanted to check in.

That's gonna cost you more than a house.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

You should have bet her - one sex act that is illegal in 7 states for every home run

 

[T.M.P.]

Fat chance. His boys don't swim. Well, at least in my throat they don't.

He should, at the very least, toss a salad for her.

 

[Catfish_ Crazy]

Did you eat?

 

[Rangeline Fan]

Did you eat?

Not what he should have....

 

[PhishPhan682]

that was a sweet bunt. I just made a chicken salad with grapes, radish, celery and radicchio.

Used light mayo, dijon, sriracha and a splash of worcestershire and sprinkled in some chopped up habanero almonds.

By lunch tomorrow it will be divine.

 

[cryano]

That seems fair - she cooks while you and her sons watch the ball game

 

[twenty02]

What did she serve up?

How was it prepared and presented?

Everyone knows you are done by now.

 

[Optimist13]

It smells fishy.

 

[hoosierdug]

that was a sweet bunt. I just made a chicken salad with grapes, radish, celery and radicchio.

Used light mayo, dijon, sriracha and a splash of worcestershire and sprinkled in some chopped up habanero almonds.

By lunch tomorrow it will be divine.

Sounds good except for the grapes. Blech. I don't like my chicken salad sweet. I usually add some tarragon to mine. If you're trying to be lighter, you can also use a little Greek yogurt and garlic salt/powder instead of the mayo.

 

[UTFO]

And on this week's, er today's, episode of "Keeping Up wit the C$ians"....

 

[StewieRobinsonNW26]

So what went down?

Probably a poor choice of words.

 

[1987Grad]

So what went down?

Probably a poor choice of words.

She's a model, so whatever went down probably came right back up.

 

[dusto nomo]

That's nice she wore a Cubs jersey over...or those were your manboobs.

 

[C-$]

That's nice she wore a Cubs jersey over...or those were your manboobs.

Polo nipple was mine. My boobs are about the same size as hers, unfortunately.

 

[IUecho87]

Polo nipple was mine. My boobs are about the same size as hers, unfortunately.

So..... instead of glazing her big azz donuts you buttered her toast?

 

[OldChargey]

So, stuffing was on the menu?

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Polo nipple was mine. My boobs are about the same size as hers, unfortunately.

Until further evidence is provided, I'm gonna assume she killed him, cooked him, and is posting under his name to throw off the fuzz.

 

[Bloom.]

This is weird for me...

I have always been the one to cook...

But she wanted to, and it'll allow me to focus on watching the Cubs and drinking wine so what the hell.......

Cheers.

Is this the one you roofied, but she was so big it didn't take effect?