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Girl is coming over to cook for me tonight.

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This is weird for me...

I have always been the one to cook...

But she wanted to, and it'll allow me to focus on watching the Cubs and drinking wine so what the hell.......

Cheers.
 
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This is weird for me...

I have always been the one to cook...

But she wanted to, and it'll allow me to focus on watching the Cubs and drinking wine so what the hell.......

Cheers.

Couple of houses in our neighborhood for sale (131st & Shelborne - ish). They go fast, but I'd bet that you guys could pick one up in the next few days.

Third time's the charm. Go for it.
 
focus on watching the Cubs
If she comes over and cooks for you, you're going the return her favor by watching a baseball game? And, geez, then you wonder why they leave... Dump the baseball game, chief, you can check the score later, and help her cook, or just hang out with her while she cooks. Do something other than sitting on your ever growing dumpy ass, getting drunk and watching sports.
 
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If she comes over and cooks for you, you're going the return her favor by watching a baseball game? And, geez, then you wonder why they leave... Dump the baseball game, chief, you can check the score later, and help her cook, or just hang out with her while she cooks. Do something other than sitting on your ever growing dumpy ass, getting drunk and watching sports.

Nah... I'm a white person.
 
More blue balls impending..

Actually, no.

You are assuming too much here about the situation.

She doesn't want my help cooking......

And do you really think I'm gonna ignore her? I actually have more class than that.

And no chance of blue balls.....
 
Actually, no.

You are assuming too much here about the situation.

She doesn't want my help cooking......

And do you really think I'm gonna ignore her? I actually have more class than that.

And no chance of blue balls.....

“If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are … a different game you should play”
 
This is weird for me...

I have always been the one to cook...

But she wanted to, and it'll allow me to focus on watching the Cubs and drinking wine so what the hell.......

Cheers.

This is very smart by her. Since we all know the Cubs are a lock to win tonight, you will be too distracted/drunk to notice her slipping away from the kitchen periodically to plant a toothbrush and hair dryer in the bathroom, articles of clothing in the bedroom, and put needle pricks in your condoms. My guess is by Monday, she's on your lease.
 
This is very smart by her. Since we all know the Cubs are a lock to win tonight, you will be too distracted to notice her slipping away from the kitchen to plant a toothbrush and hair dryer in the bathroom, articles of clothing in the bedroom, and put needle pricks in your condoms.

Naw, she's probably just coming over to inform Money he's gonna be a baby-daddy.
 
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This is very smart by her. Since we all know the Cubs are a lock to win tonight, you will be too distracted to notice her slipping away from the kitchen to plant a toothbrush and hair dryer in the bathroom, articles of clothing in the bedroom, and put needle pricks in your condoms.

I thought Money was the one who put a needle prick in his condoms.

I'm so confused.

This thread has Insult Friday written all over it. Too bad it's only Tuesday. vbg
 
I thought Money was the one who put a needle prick in his condoms.

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Cooking dinner for you already?

Well it's quite clear she is auditioning for a permanent role.

Tread carefully
 
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What did you do?
Freeboarding ... a few posts got zapped, and I've already been warned about picking on the genius named Scott, so just wanted to see if I needed another handle.
 
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11:45 pm..

Model: "I think I'm falling for you"

Money: "Yeah, I'm not looking for a relationship right now"

Model: " I'm not trying to hurt you Money, I love you!"

Money: Glrugle....glurgle......

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Good luck dude. ....
 
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If she comes over and cooks for you, you're going the return her favor by watching a baseball game? And, geez, then you wonder why they leave... Dump the baseball game, chief, you can check the score later, and help her cook, or just hang out with her while she cooks. Do something other than sitting on your ever growing dumpy ass, getting drunk and watching sports.
You and I don't agree very much. But I completely agree with what you have said. This could be the girl for him and he is close to blowing it.
 
This is weird for me...

I have always been the one to cook...

But she wanted to, and it'll allow me to focus on watching the Cubs and drinking wine so what the hell.......

Cheers.
These days not many women know how to or want to cook. She might be a keeper. Be a gentleman. Is she a Cubs fan too? If not I might DVR or tape the game (as I do since I don't have a DVR)
 
If she comes over and cooks for you, you're going the return her favor by watching a baseball game? And, geez, then you wonder why they leave... Dump the baseball game, chief, you can check the score later, and help her cook, or just hang out with her while she cooks. Do something other than sitting on your ever growing dumpy ass, getting drunk and watching sports.
You really need to STFU.
 
You and I don't agree very much. But I completely agree with what you have said. This could be the girl for him and he is close to blowing it.

No, that's not why ... and you have the wrong person blowing.
 
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