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I saw Something About Mary at the theatre in Florida with a friend when we were 15 or 16 and I about chit my pants laughing. I remember the entire place was cru BF laughing when he "got the beans over the frank".
I am sure there are others, but I always think of how packed that movie was and how everyone was belly laughing.
Ridiculous beliefs deserve to be ridiculed......if the belief cannot withstand such scrutiny.....then it is false and needs to be discarded.
But then you aren't really scrutinizing are you. Just pointing and laughing ignorantly.
"To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted."
You can take comfort that your father isn't Christian enough to attain any meaningful position in the church. He doesn't know how to help you. So you won't have to laugh at him this Sunday. You might even relate with him. He's not so different from you.
"An elder must be blameless, faithful to his wife, a man whose children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and disobedient."
It wasn't about converting you or the pride that makes everything about you. It was about your dad.And second point.....dumb....even the pope doesn't have enough ammunition to convince me. I've bitten the apple.....reality is so much more interesting than fiction.
Saw this at the theater with my two BiLs after some pre-film extracurricular activities. Forgot about this one. That was the hardest I've ever laughed in any movie. The Saddam and Satan scenes were responsible for most of the laughs. Well, that and the aforementioned activities.Last time I cried laughing was South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
And still is.It wasn't about converting you or the pride that makes everything about you. It was about your dad.
I saw Something About Mary at the theatre in Florida with a friend when we were 15 or 16 and I about chit my pants laughing. I remember the entire place was cru BF laughing when he "got the beans over the frank".
I am sure there are others, but I always think of how packed that movie was and how everyone was belly laughing.
It wasn't about converting you or the pride that makes everything about you. It was about your dad.
And still is.
Silly, misinformed and unfortunate verse of scripture he used there. I still haven't decided whether his tongue was wedged firmly in his cheek when posting that.But thanks for being a true "christian" and judging him on how "christian" he is for failing to raise a "christian" son....that's very "christian" of you.....
I imagine it wasSilly, misinformed and unfortunate verse of scripture he used there. I still haven't decided whether his tongue was wedged firmly in his cheek when posting that.
Ha. Not at all. You just need to respect others beliefs. There's nothing ridiculous about it. Frankly, you're just being immature. You ought to be better than that. Your father failed you on that (as Moops pointed out).You're just pissed I beat you in the first round.....admit it.
No worries.....looks like Ziz will pull off a 6-8 vote win.
Ha. Not at all. You just need to respect others beliefs. There's nothing ridiculous about it. Frankly, you're just being immature. You ought to be better than that. Your father failed you on that (as Moops pointed out).
This - the surprise of it made it extra funny. I was in high school and saw it with a bunch of buddies, so that's my number one. Something About Mary might have been one if I were a couple years older when I first saw it.
To put religion on the same level as fandom only proves your immaturity, bud.I respect their right to have those beliefs.....but not the beliefs themselves. You do it everyday.....we all disagree or agree on ideas/beliefs. And I've seen you get pretty emotional stating your case. Religion throughout time has been given an unwarranted free pass to ridicule.....I think it should be on the same level as any other belief. Everything is free game......let the beliefs that hold up to scrutiny and cross examination the best, survive....and the rest discarded in the waste basket of human mythology and mysticism.
Onward and upward....
Because I can....and I will....
My Dad and I have a great loving relationship......he used to try to convert me back endlessly, constant phone calls, emails.....and I NEVER did that to him. I let him be.....it got to a point and we had a discussion....now we're good and he's never brought it back up.
Ridiculous beliefs deserve to be ridiculed......if the belief cannot withstand such scrutiny.....then it is false and needs to be discarded.
Anyway doug.....lets get back to funny movies!
I saw Something About Mary at the theatre in Florida with a friend when we were 15 or 16 and I about chit my pants laughing. I remember the entire place was cru BF laughing when he "got the beans over the frank".
I am sure there are others, but I always think of how packed that movie was and how everyone was belly laughing.
Scared of the dark?Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Raising Arizona
Don't do theaters much
But then you aren't really scrutinizing are you. Just pointing and laughing ignorantly.
"To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted."
You can take comfort that your father isn't Christian enough to attain any meaningful position in the church. He doesn't know how to help you. So you won't have to laugh at him this Sunday. You might even relate with him. He's not so different from you.
"An elder must be blameless, faithful to his wife, a man whose children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and disobedient."
Scared of the dark?
I love that movie. After walking 3 batters on 12 straight pitched and giving up a grand slam on one pitch that was straight down the middle, the pitching coach says,"at least it was a strike".Major League at a drive in.
'want me to take em outside, kick the shit out of em?'
He Is Risen. He Is Risen Indeed!!!!!Ok....it's not a comedy but a funny story. The Passion of the Christ......Dad (who is a staunch Catholic) demanded all of us kids to go see it with him. Of course, I was brainwashed as a kid into believing but during college I discovered the truth about the fairy tale...but my Dad didn't know it yet. So, I basically went to keep the peace.....years later it came to a head on a family beach vacation on a semi crowded beach....but that's another story. Anyways....I looked around the audience during the bloody torture scene and people had their rosaries out, praying, balling their eyes out....some groups of people were huddled, hands clasped, head bowed in prayer. Well I started silent laughing trying to hold it in.....and my sister who pretty much was agnostic in her beliefs at the time kept shooting me dirty looks like "shut the fk up!!" It was more like a laughter from being so uncomfortable than enjoyment. I just couldn't help it. Dad never said anything....maybe he didn't notice.
Now.....funniest comedy in a theater? For me, probably either 40 year old virgin or Team America: World Police. My cousin and I went to see Team America in Btown I think.....and when the song about freedom costing a buck o' five came on we lost it......and the puppet sex scene......comedy gold.
Funniest thing I can remember in a theater:
When I was a kid, we went to see Mr. Holland's Opus. During the scene when he's teaching the kid how to keep a beat, my mom yelled out in the theater, "He's teaching the black guy rhythm!" and the whole theater busted out laughing.
I've learned of and seen the actions taken by so-called true christians.....judging by the atrocities committed by such people throughout history, it wouldn't be a characteristic I'd want anyone I loved to aspire to.
My father is a decent, wholesome man....regardless of his religious beliefs.....and raised 3 honest, responsible, and productive members of society.....and for that I am truly thankful.
But thanks for being a true "christian" and judging him on how "christian" he is for failing to raise a "christian" son....that's very "christian" of you.....
.......6 of one, half dozen of another......