Friday Funnies

[sdhoosier]

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."

"Social Security sex?"

"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”






and a chick...

 

[13thman]

How do you get your wife to scream during sex?
Call her while you're banging her best friend.