Brad brought his new girlfriend Kim home with him for Thanksgiving.
Everyone was enjoying their meal when Kim winked at Brad and dropped her fork on the floor. “Oh no, I’m so clumsy!” she said as she crawled under the table.
Brad getting the hint, reached under the table and undid his jeans. He waited, but nothing happened.
Eventually, Brad’s mother asked everyone to share what they were thankful for. “Honey, why don’t you start?” she said, looking at her husband, who was out of breath and red-faced.
“Well, For starters,” said Brad’s father. “I’m thankful that Brad’s girlfriend has poor eyesight….”
and a chick...
Everyone was enjoying their meal when Kim winked at Brad and dropped her fork on the floor. “Oh no, I’m so clumsy!” she said as she crawled under the table.
Brad getting the hint, reached under the table and undid his jeans. He waited, but nothing happened.
Eventually, Brad’s mother asked everyone to share what they were thankful for. “Honey, why don’t you start?” she said, looking at her husband, who was out of breath and red-faced.
“Well, For starters,” said Brad’s father. “I’m thankful that Brad’s girlfriend has poor eyesight….”
and a chick...
