On the first day of the new school year, a teacher told her students that she was a Purdue fan.
She asked the children to put up their hands if they were also Purdue fans. Every child in the class raised their hand, except one little girl.
The little girl announced proudly, “I’m an Indiana Hoosier fan!”
The teacher asked her why she was a Hoosier fan.
She responded by saying “My mommy and daddy are Hoosier fans too.”
“Well,” the teacher said, “what if your mommy and daddy are stupid, then what would you be?”
The little girl replied, “then I’d be a Purdue fan.”
and a chick...
She asked the children to put up their hands if they were also Purdue fans. Every child in the class raised their hand, except one little girl.
The little girl announced proudly, “I’m an Indiana Hoosier fan!”
The teacher asked her why she was a Hoosier fan.
She responded by saying “My mommy and daddy are Hoosier fans too.”
“Well,” the teacher said, “what if your mommy and daddy are stupid, then what would you be?”
The little girl replied, “then I’d be a Purdue fan.”
and a chick...
