Dress Codes & Haircuts

[B_Town_Buford]

My fellow Hoosiers

This is The Buford speaking. I have some concerns that I mentioned the other month and are still present: dress code and pacifically haircuts
The human hair prob doesn't weigh very much by itself. However, when you have a huge, Marge Simpson Beehive MASS on top of Lander's head, how can it NOT be slowin the boy down some???

And don't even get me started on Galloway. Those long hippie locks feathered back...shoot I seen him walking round town with a Goody-brand comb in the back pocket of his Jordache jeans. Also, I don't think it's appropriate for Galloway to trying to be sporting those short shorts. I know @Cavanagh.13 may like it but I think it's kinda rude for him to be trying to show off his package during games.

Look, I know I'm prob older than most of you'ins and don't mean to come off as Dragononian but when I played, coach always made us get crew cuts. We didn't like it at the time, but look good and play good. I know @Lucy01 agrees with me here. Even though she's a girl, she can rock a great crewcut.

In other news, I'll be heading up to NC this week to take some selfies in front of the Steve Alford All-American Inn with the Big Shoe. Let me know if anyone would like to meet up and talk hoops or nightcrawlers.

Warm regards and please keep the faith,

The Buford

 

[IUXC68]

I think that I will trust the judgment of the coaches.

 

[Radio Zero]

My fellow Hoosiers

This is The Buford speaking. I have some concerns that I mentioned the other month and are still present: dress code and pacifically haircuts
The human hair prob doesn't weigh very much by itself. However, when you have a huge, Marge Simpson Beehive MASS on top of Lander's head, how can it NOT be slowin the boy down some???

And don't even get me started on Galloway. Those long hippie locks feathered back...shoot I seen him walking round town with a Goody-brand comb in the back pocket of his Jordache jeans. Also, I don't think it's appropriate for Galloway to trying to be sporting those short shorts. I know @Cavanagh.13 may like it but I think it's kinda rude for him to be trying to show off his package during games.

Look, I know I'm prob older than most of you'ins and don't mean to come off as Dragononian but when I played, coach always made us get crew cuts. We didn't like it at the time, but look good and play good. I know @Lucy01 agrees with me here. Even though she's a girl, she can rock a great crewcut.

In other news, I'll be heading up to NC this week to take some selfies in front of the Steve Alford All-American Inn with the Big Shoe. Let me know if anyone would like to meet up and talk hoops or nightcrawlers.

Warm regards and please keep the faith,

The Buford

Graceless your comments on Galloway. Sir, this is beneath you.

 

[Hank Reardon]

Do they still sell Jordache jeans?

 

[VanPastorMan]

My fellow Hoosiers

This is The Buford speaking. I have some concerns that I mentioned the other month and are still present: dress code and pacifically haircuts
The human hair prob doesn't weigh very much by itself. However, when you have a huge, Marge Simpson Beehive MASS on top of Lander's head, how can it NOT be slowin the boy down some???

And don't even get me started on Galloway. Those long hippie locks feathered back...shoot I seen him walking round town with a Goody-brand comb in the back pocket of his Jordache jeans. Also, I don't think it's appropriate for Galloway to trying to be sporting those short shorts. I know @Cavanagh.13 may like it but I think it's kinda rude for him to be trying to show off his package during games.

Look, I know I'm prob older than most of you'ins and don't mean to come off as Dragononian but when I played, coach always made us get crew cuts. We didn't like it at the time, but look good and play good. I know @Lucy01 agrees with me here. Even though she's a girl, she can rock a great crewcut.

In other news, I'll be heading up to NC this week to take some selfies in front of the Steve Alford All-American Inn with the Big Shoe. Let me know if anyone would like to meet up and talk hoops or nightcrawlers.

Warm regards and please keep the faith,

The Buford

Don't forget wind resistance.

 

[Radio Zero]

Do they still sell Sassons? Sergio Valente?

 

[jsig]

My fellow Hoosiers

This is The Buford speaking. I have some concerns that I mentioned the other month and are still present: dress code and pacifically haircuts
The human hair prob doesn't weigh very much by itself. However, when you have a huge, Marge Simpson Beehive MASS on top of Lander's head, how can it NOT be slowin the boy down some???

And don't even get me started on Galloway. Those long hippie locks feathered back...shoot I seen him walking round town with a Goody-brand comb in the back pocket of his Jordache jeans. Also, I don't think it's appropriate for Galloway to trying to be sporting those short shorts. I know @Cavanagh.13 may like it but I think it's kinda rude for him to be trying to show off his package during games.

Look, I know I'm prob older than most of you'ins and don't mean to come off as Dragononian but when I played, coach always made us get crew cuts. We didn't like it at the time, but look good and play good. I know @Lucy01 agrees with me here. Even though she's a girl, she can rock a great crewcut.

In other news, I'll be heading up to NC this week to take some selfies in front of the Steve Alford All-American Inn with the Big Shoe. Let me know if anyone would like to meet up and talk hoops or nightcrawlers.

Warm regards and please keep the faith,

The Buford

Maybe Galloway will grow a stache so everything will be ok.

 

[Crayfish57]

Maybe Galloway will grow a stache so everything will be ok.

Gonzaga's Morrison's doppleganger then

 

[Courtsensetwo]

Watched TT v LSU yesterday. TT is closing back in on nut huggers.

 

[go_iu]

Do they still sell Jordache jeans?

Do they still sell Sassons? Sergio Valente?

And Asahi shoes. Man I'd look great rocking some Jordache and new Asahi's

 

[go_iu]

Maybe Galloway will grow a stache so everything will be ok.

Short shorts and stache should be required for all. For what we spend, it's not fathomable to me how we can not afford John Stockton on staff to make this happen

 

[Cavanagh.13]

My fellow Hoosiers

This is The Buford speaking. I have some concerns that I mentioned the other month and are still present: dress code and pacifically haircuts
The human hair prob doesn't weigh very much by itself. However, when you have a huge, Marge Simpson Beehive MASS on top of Lander's head, how can it NOT be slowin the boy down some???

And don't even get me started on Galloway. Those long hippie locks feathered back...shoot I seen him walking round town with a Goody-brand comb in the back pocket of his Jordache jeans. Also, I don't think it's appropriate for Galloway to trying to be sporting those short shorts. I know @Cavanagh.13 may like it but I think it's kinda rude for him to be trying to show off his package during games.

Look, I know I'm prob older than most of you'ins and don't mean to come off as Dragononian but when I played, coach always made us get crew cuts. We didn't like it at the time, but look good and play good. I know @Lucy01 agrees with me here. Even though she's a girl, she can rock a great crewcut.

In other news, I'll be heading up to NC this week to take some selfies in front of the Steve Alford All-American Inn with the Big Shoe. Let me know if anyone would like to meet up and talk hoops or nightcrawlers.

Warm regards and please keep the faith,

The Buford

Easyyyyy big fella. Leave me out of your sausage gazing during the game. I bet your trailer on Rutgers tonight. Should have taken my free betting advise I gave after they beat us to ride them going forward. Two covers in a row, and this was an easy one, they even tried to give it away.

 

[B_Town_Buford]

Easyyyyy big fella. Leave me out of your sausage gazing during the game. I bet your trailer on Rutgers tonight. Should have taken my free betting advise I gave after they beat us to ride them going forward. Two covers in a row, and this was an easy one, they even tried to give it away.

Morning Hoss,

Sorry I missed your Sportsbook bets and prediction post. I do like to dabble and it seems like youre generally pretty good at it. Keep 'em coming

 

[.Gerdis]

Dreadlocks weigh the most, potentially slowing us down even more. But at least they look cool.

 

[HoosierAlum07]

When dreadlocks and cornrows are rolled too tight, it blocks bloodflow to the brain!

I think thats how rap/hiphop was invented!🤯

 

[Hank Reardon]

Do we have any white kids with headbands, like that Mulcahy kid from Rutgers? That ain't right. I'd rather lose the right way than win with white boys in headbands.

 

[Radio Zero]

Dean Garrett was a dude who could have really *used* a headband. Buckets of sweat.

 

[Chicago-bound Hoosier]

"Dragononian" ...da f*)ck??

Draconian?

I'm hoping (praying?) this entire thread is TIC. I can't tell anymore.

 

[Cavanagh.13]

"Dragononian" ...da f*)ck??

Draconian?

I'm hoping (praying?) this entire thread is TIC. I can't tell anymore.

Oh I doubt it

 

[Radio Zero]

Everything is racist, Cavanagh. Brillo will get you laid AND it’s systemic.

 

[Cavanagh.13]

Everything is racist, Cavanagh. Brillo will get you laid AND it’s systemic.

I thought it was the other Buford thread. Stop stalking that fast.

 

[Radio Zero]

I’m hopped up on Earl Grey and Brillo this morning. It’ll take a nation of millions to hold me back.

 

[Birnk403]

"Dragononian" ...da f*)ck??

Draconian?

I'm hoping (praying?) this entire thread is TIC. I can't tell anymore.

I like Dragononian better.

 

[TrojanFan004]

"Dragononian" ...da f*)ck??

Draconian?

I'm hoping (praying?) this entire thread is TIC. I can't tell anymore.

“Pacifically” instead of specifically....

I’m guessing the inbreeding they do in Kentucky effected his brain cell count.

 

[Radio Zero]

He’s stated REPEATEDLY that he’s a Hoosier. Your slander is a low affair.

 

[Courtsensetwo]

He’s stated REPEATEDLY that he’s a Hoosier. Your slander is a low affair.

Yeah...nobody has EVER attempted the "I swear I am an IU fan" ruse before.

 

[Hank Reardon]

Dean Garrett was a dude who could have really *used* a headband. Buckets of sweat.

Dean effing Garret could wear a Zooey Deshanel wig, ballet shoes, and a tutu and he'd still be THE MAN. He can wear whatever he wants. Frikkin' legend.

 

[Remain]

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[go_iu]

Dreadlocks weigh the most, potentially slowing us down even more. But at least they look cool.

It's a f'n nothing, just put a goddamn headband on like Bjorn Borg or Walton and get over it. Just old a-holes thinking we need a barber shop trip to equal coaching and recruiting.

 

[Radio Zero]

Don’t call .Gerdis old when *you* are the get referencing BJORN BORG on an IU BASKETBALL FORUM. 😖

 

[.Gerdis]

Don’t call .Gerdis old when *you* are the get referencing BJORN BORG on an IU BASKETBALL FORUM. 😖

Hey, I had a Borg pro racquet when I was kid. Loved that guy!

 

[Radio Zero]

I still don’t think you’re old.

Heck, I’m a big Franco Harris fan to this day.

 

[Crayfish57]

Landis keeps his hair up out of the way to play, Can't say it looks good but its out of the way and he isnt messing with it. That 7 ft dude from Purdue constantly messing with his? Remember Elfrid Payton a few yrs back? That had to get in the way. UCLA has a guy that looks like he wearing John Candy's Russian hat in Uncle Buck with another one on top of it. If I am a coach , times have changed but if your hair gets in the way of playing I would say do something about it . Funny how women in Bball and Vbal can have long hair and it is always out of the way.

 

[B_Town_Buford]

“Pacifically” instead of specifically....

I’m guessing the inbreeding they do in Kentucky effected his brain cell count.

Yeah, I ain't the greatest of spellers but who really cares, it's a Sport's page. But that being said, in your attempt to insult me, isn't that the incorrect usage of "effect?" Seems like it should be "affected"

Gall.
Dang.
Dude.

Glass houses

 

[Crayfish57]

Yeah, I ain't the greatest of spellers but who really cares, it's a Sport's page. But that being said, in your attempt to insult me, isn't that the incorrect usage of "effect?" Seems like it should be "affected"

Gall.
Dang.
Dude.

Glass houses

Do you really think you are funny with this HeeHaw show?

 

[Remain]

Do you really think you are funny with this HeeHaw show?

cry. also, what’s your favorite way to cook crayfish? I like them boiled with old bay cajun seasoning.

 

[Crayfish57]

cry. also, what’s your favorite way to cook crayfish? I like them boiled with old bay cajun seasoning.

You are obviously a poster of great intelligence. Why do you remain behind everyone else? Building burning, you remain behind, Intelligence, you remain behind. Did you have some point ? Billybob is obviously putting on some redneck puppet show , and yet you Remain

 

[Remain]

You are obviously a poster of great intelligence. Why do you remain behind everyone else? Building burning, you remain behind, Intelligence, you remain behind. Did you have some point ? Billybob is obviously putting on some redneck puppet show , and yet you Remain

Anyway, Crayfish are also pretty good with rice and corn fry them up and putting them in a tortilla is pretty damn good as well.

 

[tbleadoff]

Let’s not forget tattoos! Thankfully our kids I don’t seem as obsessed with them as most teams but coaches should be able to have a rule that you do not get tattoos while you are on scholarship!
And you would be doing them a big favor because who is not going to regret printing an entire Bible verse on their forearm?

 

[tbleadoff]

These kids are supposed to be student athletes but how many professionals are going to get hired with tattoos up to their ears?
I suppose they are so common now that employers won’t have a choice.
Tattoos were once an expression of rebellion and non conformity...
Now having no tattoos is non conformity...and I respect the kids who are wise enough to refrain from them the most