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Honestly, drink what you like. If you like foo-foo drinks with an umbrella, rock that shit.
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1 in 10 men exhibit signs of Peroni disease. It's nothing to be ashamed of, and there are reports that it can be enjoyable for a friend.

Blue Moon is best with an Orange. in it. Squeezed.
Many years ago I represented a famous medical examiner as the baby lawyer on the case. He’d been on 60 minutes. 20/20. All sorts of shows. His case was a life altering cluster. As part of his depo he mentioned he suffered from peyronie’s. As we were walking out I asked him if peyronie’s was worse than the life altering legal shit he was going through. He looked straight ahead and goes: yup.

you don’t control the direction your pecker is bent
 
Many years ago I represented a famous medical examiner as the baby lawyer on the case. He’d been on 60 minutes. 20/20. All sorts of shows. His case was a life altering cluster. As part of his depo he mentioned he suffered from peyronie’s. As we were walking out I asked him if peyronie’s was worse than the life altering legal shit he was going through. He looked straight ahead and goes: yup.

you don’t control the direction your pecker is bent
Really. Of course it doesn't mean anything without knowing the severity. From what women have told me, the mojority actually enjoy playing "at Crooked stick". Did he ever show you how serious his was? I've never heard of a debilitating case.
 
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Really. Of course it doesn't mean anything without knowing the severity. From what women have told me, the mojority actually enjoy playing "at Crooked stick". Did he ever show you how serious his was? I've never heard of a debilitating case.
no. i think that he was less than impressed that after an 8 hour depo all i wanted to know more about was his bent pecker.
 
Take zima out. I peaked the same time as zima. But damn we had a good run. And icehouse beer. gave girls a pathway to pretend they were wasted
Icehouse. I’d like to say fond memories but I don’t remember. I do remember Red Dog though.
 
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Really. Of course it doesn't mean anything without knowing the severity. From what women have told me, the mojority actually enjoy playing "at Crooked stick". Did he ever show you how serious his was? I've never heard of a debilitating case.
Define debilitating. The first five of mine is fine but the last four is, you know, right turn Clyde.
 
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no. i think that he was less than impressed that after an 8 hour depo all i wanted to know more about was his bent pecker.
And he still didn't show you? I'd fire his ass (unless there was a lot of $ to be had)! Us brothers need to educate each other!
Hell, I had a colleague send me pecker pic's 2 yrs ago, saying it was meant for someone else, after words. This really has nothing to do with this conversation, I just needed to get it off my chest. ... Whew..
 
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My prediction: pain!! Where are the winning power ball numbers?!!! WTF is going on? No more mail in voting. Enough is enough. We may not know for days. Lawsuits in PA. This is all bullshit and stupid. Vote in person. Two national holidays. Bring your Id. Designate voting stations based on community population and distance so it’s fair. 7 am to 7 pm two straight days. All votes counted by third day.
Here you go you anxiety-riddled liberal NYT lovers. Get your ****ing ice bowl ready.

 
And he still didn't show you? I'd fire his ass (unless there was a lot of $ to be had)! Us brothers need to educate each other!
Hell, I had a colleague send me pecker pic's 2 yrs ago, saying it was meant for someone else, after words. This really has nothing to do with this conversation, I just needed to get it off my chest. ... Whew..
@mcmurtry66 :rolleyes: , I expected at the least a :D response. Lighten up bro. I mean, you follow soccer, you can't really be serious about anything real.
 
And he still didn't show you? I'd fire his ass (unless there was a lot of $ to be had)! Us brothers need to educate each other!
Hell, I had a colleague send me pecker pic's 2 yrs ago, saying it was meant for someone else, after words. This really has nothing to do with this conversation, I just needed to get it off my chest. ... Whew..
Check out the Al Pacino classic, Cruisin. Think you might enjoy it
 
And he still didn't show you? I'd fire his ass (unless there was a lot of $ to be had)! Us brothers need to educate each other!
Hell, I had a colleague send me pecker pic's 2 yrs ago, saying it was meant for someone else, after words. This really has nothing to do with this conversation, I just needed to get it off my chest. ... Whew..
Bet you still have those pics though.😂
 
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Everyone?? Need to tell us something , Joe? It’s ok, get it off your shoulders. You’ll feel better.
OH I've got one, but it's actually pretty boring. Kicked out of the girls dorm, after failure to close the deal. When I say boring story, I mean REALLY boring, but by god I made the attempt!
 
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So let’s assume an enormous Red Win tonight and a retaking of the White House in 2 years based on the same strategy:

How do the Dems change or what strategy are they likely to go for? Moderation? Further left? Abandon identity politics? Double down on it?
 
So let’s assume an enormous Red Win tonight and a retaking of the White House in 2 years based on the same strategy:

How do the Dems change or what strategy are they likely to go for? Moderation? Further left? Abandon identity politics? Double down on it?
Dump the squad. Dump the woke crap. Dump the trump/Jan 6/democracy in jeopardy crap and move to the middle on things most Americans care about: inflation, gas, safety, etc. Pull a bill Clinton basically
 
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Dump the squad. Dump the woke crap. Dump the trump/Jan 6/democracy in jeopardy crap and move to the middle on things most Americans care about: inflation, gas, safety, etc. Pull a bill Clinton basically
Who is going to lead them that way? Pete?
 
Definitely. As I tell any bartender who will listen, when I’m King Oktoberfest beers will be required to be available year round.
Oktoberfest beer in the US is interesting. It's not really the real Oktoberfest beer they sell at the Oktoberfest in Munich. Theirs is a light beer - it's very fresh, very crisp, and an awesome beer (even though I like a darker beer).

In the US, they have what they call Marzen (an umlaut over the 'a') beer - brewed for American tastes.

Anyone who hasn't been to Oktoberfest in Munich is missing out.
 
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Who is going to lead them that way? Pete?
Pete’s too close to that. Someone will come along. Shapiro who knows. I think a byproduct of the left turning down the volume on the loons and moving to the middle on issues most care about will help fix the right as a byproduct. The mtg boebert types will look even crazier and on an island and hopefully ostracized. The Home Depot guy was on today and said trump had his time. It’s time to move on. So maybe both parties will get a bath
 
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Dump the squad. Dump the woke crap. Dump the trump/Jan 6/democracy in jeopardy crap and move to the middle on things most Americans care about: inflation, gas, safety, etc. Pull a bill Clinton basically
My initial thought is that their goal is total and dominating control with no cease fire and without self reflection. Doing what you suggest, moving middle, is a form or defeat and totally unacceptable. I don't think they will do that, with Nancy on the verge of exiting stage left.
WE will see, but I don't think they stand down at all. Soros and others have invested too much and he has too much "leverage" on the battalion that circles the squad. They've all be bought, paid for and are now leveraged for the rest of their lives.
 
So let’s assume an enormous Red Win tonight and a retaking of the White House in 2 years based on the same strategy:

How do the Dems change or what strategy are they likely to go for? Moderation? Further left? Abandon identity politics? Double down on it?
I think inflation and the economy will drive it. It’s much more difficult to pitch larger government and clean energy with inflation or stagflation. I could see them doubling down on identity politics if inflation and continues to be an issue. One of their main policies this time was the end of democracy (aka nonsense) because they couldn’t talk about the economy.
 
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