And you guys had all the power. You were behind the curtain and could see how many demands were sent. You have thousands of cases and maybe half a dozen guys to go to court 95 percent had to settle presuit
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And we had stupid shit like this case in the thread. I had a case where a lady bought a four year old expired pie and got sick and went to the hospital. She had the receipt. This pig ate the whole pie in one sitting!! No one is filing that. But it’s worth something
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The stalling and slow playing were baked in. And, it worked most of the time.
I mean, if I got a claim where some drunk insured hit a kid on a bike and broke the kid's leg, I'm not f*cking around. That's getting settled.
Step 1 - confirm coverage (hoping it had cancelled)
Step 2 - check limits (please be 100k or under so I can just pay them)
CT was the best. No PIP. No 3rd party bad faith. And the best part was I never handled NY (where 1/2 the CT folks had their accidents anyway). CT is the wild wild west.
Now, MA on the other hand is a dumpster fire. A cesspool of unimaginable proportions at least as it relates to tort law. They have 3rd party bad faith on the books. Ticking time bombs like "Time Limit Demands". Attorneys would send over demand via snail mail and you'd have 10 days from the date of receipt. Our processing center was in Los Angeles and they'd take 3 days to get shit into the system. Then you'd get a nofitication of a new demand along with 100 other notifications and if you missed it you could be on the hook for treble damages. Such bullshit.
CT used to be a place attorneys could thrive. Now, there's too many of them. There are whole jurisdictions in that state where we would NEVER (and I mean NEVER) go to trial.
I used to make one of the paralegals create a list of all the cases and a summary 25 words or less. My partners and I would be in tears reading down it:
Ate whole old pie sick
Attacked at strip club. Doctor. Use this #
Rearended. 9 people in civic
Broke toe. Home Depot. Credit card machine fell
There are too many lawyers everywhere. When I started in south Fla my boss said there were 5,000 lawyers in the state when he started. When I got there there were over 100,000. Add that to advertising and it’s an ugly biz in the pi and criminal world. Crim advertises like crazy too
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What’s really a game is comp. They convert your body to a meat chart and ascribe a value to each piece lmao
Who's going to win this case? My guess is the plaintiff, even though he's a moron.
Makers of Texas Pete hot sauce face lawsuit over product being made in North Carolina
A lawsuit filed against Texas Pete hot sauce claims that makers knowingly capitalized on consumers’ desire for authentic Texan cuisine.www.usatoday.com
I think I would publicly announce that because of Philip White and the Clarkson Law firm in LA, Texas Pete will move all operations to Texas, along with all the jobs. I would say that anyone in NC upset should contact Clarkson Law to voice their displeasure. And release any public records about Mr. White in order for residents to voice their displeasure.
My partner in our business now used to get all the injured Chrysler workers. Twice a year he’d go to the division with a pile of 50 plus cases. Come back to the office with a big stack of checks. Christmas came twice a year. 2010ish he went down there like a kid on Xmas eve and Chrysler’s lawyer handed him a bankruptcy stay. I’ll never forget his face when he got back.
Not long later they had a sign. Five Million Sq Feet for lease lol where the plant used to be. That hurt
Gonna have to start calling you IGW II. 🤣
My county commissioner clients were always more concerned about potholes on a constituent’s street than a 7 figure claim about excessive force. They always told me “ do what you think is best”.
I think we have hit why British Petroleum officially became BP, their oil was not from Britain.
This sounds phony to me. Would a California resident really say this about Texas?
The complaint alleges the makers knowingly "capitalized on consumers" desire to partake in the culture and authentic cuisine of one of the most prideful states in America."
The complaint alleges the makers knowingly "capitalized on consumers" desire to partake in the culture and authentic cuisine of one of the most prideful states in America."
You could have an even bigger payday if you went after French Fries, French Dressing, and Belgian Waffles.
And where IS Canadian Bacon really made?
Oh, and don't sleep on Texas Toast.
Well no. Those are made on the moon.
Right?
Wait, are you telling me I've not been eating part of the moon after all?!?!?!
You should have invited mcm and stoll over.
Considering you haven’t been BANNED anything you post must be
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Um, can we get some background on the red head. Thanks in advance.
That would make sense in the fantasy I've constructed, yes.
Is there a line in there about handling a Mike Tyson case, and she asks to see your boxer briefs?
(I'll see myself out.)
