Your Halloween wasn't as exciting at the Texas Special Teams coach's....

[Ohio Guy]

In a nutshell, a stripper's monkey bit a trick or treater at his house...

 

[kkott]

In a nutshell, a stripper's monkey bit a trick or treater at his house...

whew, what a relief... and I thought I was the only one!

 

[hookyIU1990]

whew, what a relief... and I thought I was the only one!

Your monkey bit somebody too?

How disappointing to start wading through that and then realizing that Pole Assassin has deleted her presumably photo/video rich Twitter account.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

Hookers and blow over strippers and monkeys ... again.

 

[larsIU]

Hookers and blow over strippers and monkeys ... again.

You can't lose...............anything except your money.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Kid was trespassing. Seems legit.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Everybody's got something to hide...

 

[outside shooter]

I look for strippers who don't need emotional support monkeys.

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

I look for strippers who don't need emotional support monekeys.

They probably don’t need them until after you.