Well, when I’m wrong, I say I’m wrong

[CO. Hoosier]

I had always thought the Tooth Fairy was the power behind Biden. Turns out it’s the Easter Bunny.

The look on the face of the President of the United States of America when his bunny master shows up is priceless.

I‘m old enough to remember when President Carter survived a killer bunny. What is it with Democrats and bunnies?

 

[Lucy01]

No dementia here 😜

 

[Morrison]

He’s not the only President with bunny issues.

 

[DANC]

He’s not the only President with bunny issues.

Jealousy doesn't look good on you.

 

[Morrison]

Jealousy doesn't look good on you.

Meh. She’s a 6, 7 at best.

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

I had always thought the Tooth Fairy was the power behind Biden. Turns out it’s the Easter Bunny.

The look on the face of the President of the United States of America when his bunny master shows up is priceless.

I‘m old enough to remember when President Carter survived a killer bunny. What is it with Democrats and bunnies?

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I especially liked how you weren't really wrong, you were just right in a different way. Very clever.

 

[larsIU]

I especially liked how you weren't really wrong, you were just right in a different way. Very clever.

He's a lawyer. Admitting you're wrong is expensive.

 

[DANC]

Meh. She’s a 6, 7 at best.

She's a hard 8.5 and she was in Playboy. 'nuff said.

 

[UncleMark]

She's a hard 8.5 and she was in Playboy. 'nuff said.

And dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[DANC]

And dumber than a box of rocks.

Yeah, I always request an IQ score before banging a Playboy bunny.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Yeah, I always request an IQ score before banging a Playboy bunny.

So, all zero of them?


(Their IQ's can't be too high if they're letting you "bang" them.)

 

[UncleMark]

Yeah, I always request an IQ score before banging a Playboy bunny.

Must be where I've gone wrong.

 

[Bowlmania]

She's a hard 8.5 and she was in Playboy. 'nuff said.

Yeah but if she had only spoken to Stormy Daniels first, she wouldn't have wasted her time.

 

[Bowlmania]

Yeah, I always request an IQ score before banging a Playboy bunny.

That's quite a fantasy there, danc. 😆

 

[outside shooter]

Must be where I've gone wrong.

How many Playboy Bunnies get lost in the trailer park?

 

[DANC]

Yeah but if she had only spoken to Stormy Daniels first, she wouldn't have wasted her time.

Would that be the same Stormy Daniels who owes Trump $300k for banging her?

 

[Bowlmania]

How many Playboy Bunnies get lost in the trailer park?

They're not at the trailer park. They're hanging with danc.

 

[Bowlmania]

Would that be the same Stormy Daniels who owes Trump $300k for banging her?

Yes, same Stormy. He's agreed to forgo the judgment if she retracts her comment about his small genitalia. 🤣

 

[Crayfish57]

Yes, same Stormy. He's agreed to forgo the judgment if she retracts her comment about his small genitalia. 🤣

Too bad you have no way to get retractions about your tiny genitalia. Granted there probably aren't more than 2 witnesses to it, if even that. Selfies you may have posted don't count.

 

[Bowlmania]

Too bad you have no way to get retractions about your tiny genitalia. Granted there probably aren't more than 2 witnesses to it, if even that. Selfies you may have posted don't count.

I knew my joke would get you Trumpophiles all riled up! Thanks for the evidence!

Btw, Stormy did in fact publicly comment a few years ago on Trump's small "manhood."

 

[hoot1]

My boyhood idol was the guy who lived across the street who retired at the age of 42 and owned one of the first Corvettes to leave the assembly line. I called him Uncle Carter even though he wasn't a relative.

He often recalled only having been wrong three times in his life and two of those things proved out to be right as time went on.

 

[iuwclurker]

They're not at the trailer park. They're hanging with danc.

You mean daughters and granddaughters, nieces and grand nieces, right?

 

[mcmurtry66]

My boyhood idol was the guy who lived across the street who retired at the age of 42 and owned one of the first Corvettes to leave the assembly line. I called him Uncle Carter even though he wasn't a relative.

He often recalled only having been wrong three times in his life and two of those things proved out to be right as time went on.

That is fantastic. Solid opening draft for a great obituary

 

[Crayfish57]

I knew my joke would get you Trumpophiles all riled up! Thanks for the evidence!

Btw, Stormy did in fact publicly comment a few years ago on Trump's small "manhood."

We don't need any comments to tell how obviously tiny yours is. You make it obvious every day

 

[Bowlmania]

We don't need any comments to tell how obviously tiny yours is. You make it obvious every day

You're really not very bright, are you? My sympathies.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

You're really not very bright, are you? My sympathies.

Hey, he claims he can tell penis size by posting habits. That's a strange superpower.

 

[Crayfish57]

Hey, he claims he can tell penis size by posting habits. That's like a superpower, right?

It's not hard to tell, you are likely really challenged as well. You guys like to hang out together?

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

It's not hard to tell, you are likely really challenged as well. You guys like to hang out together?

Hey, you're the one concerned with everyone's size.
NTTAWWT.

 

[snarlcakes]

Meh. She’s a 6, 7 at best.

Lol…I’m sure you’re banging something better😙

 

[ORG]

Meh. She’s a 6, 7 at best.

Which is WAY higher than most of US here.

 

[NPT]

My boyhood idol was the guy who lived across the street who retired at the age of 42 and owned one of the first Corvettes to leave the assembly line. I called him Uncle Carter even though he wasn't a relative.

He often recalled only having been wrong three times in his life and two of those things proved out to be right as time went on.

I've been wrong one time in my life and that was a long time ago when I thought I was wrong and I wasn't.

All any guy needs is a wife to know how wrong they are.

 

[Bowlmania]

Hey, you're the one concerned with everyone's size.
NTTAWWT.

These Trumpers would probably laugh off a joke about Trump's limited intellect. But a comment about his small genitals? Them's fightin' words!!

 

[anon_mya1phvcpf5x4]

We don't need any comments to tell how obviously tiny yours is. You make it obvious every day

Do you dream often of other men's genitalia? Cray is finally coming out of the closet.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I've been wrong one time in my life and that was a long time ago when I thought I was wrong and I wasn't.

All any guy needs is a wife to know how wrong they are.

As I used to tell my kids, I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

 

[larsIU]

Meh. She’s a 6, 7 at best.

Solid 6's try harder. It's science.

 

[Crayfish57]

Do you dream often of other men's genitalia? Cray is finally coming out of the closet.

I'm not the one that brought it up. But Its not hard to tell people that are trying to make up for their own shortcomings. Nice to see you joined your buddies in their club.

 

[Bill4411]

In my world she would have been a 9. You guys must have had a lot more success than I ever did.

 

[anon_mya1phvcpf5x4]

I'm not the one that brought it up. But Its not hard to tell people that are trying to make up for their own shortcomings. Nice to see you joined your buddies in their club.

Stop being angry that your master has a tiny dick.

 

[mrhighlife]

She's a hard 8.5 and she was in Playboy. 'nuff said.

Nah she is a 7 tops. Which isn't bad at all! IWPIIHB for sure.

 

[VanPastorMan]

I've been wrong one time in my life and that was a long time ago when I thought I was wrong and I wasn't.

All any guy needs is a wife to know how wrong they are.

That is a joke. If a married man is in the woods by himself is he still wrong?