The Douchebag fantasy golf thread.

[Eppy99]

New contest is posted for golf. Don't miss out @twenty02 and @tbone6004.

 

[Eppy99]

@twenty02 FYI, there's only 4 more spots left if you want in. Spots seem to be going faster than usual.

 

[Eppy99]

2 golf spots left

 

[Eppy99]

Looks like @twenty02 is gonna have to wait another week to play. Dude, you should just reserve your spot and draft later.

 

[twenty02]

Looks like @twenty02 is gonna have to wait another week to play. Dude, you should just reserve your spot and draft later.

You all suck

 

[Eppy99]

You all suck

I gave you every opportunity. You could have reserved while sitting on the couch watching CFB championship game. SMH

 

[twenty02]

I gave you every opportunity. You could have reserved while sitting on the couch watching CFB championship game. SMH

You know I don't sober up from the weekend until at least Wed...come on.

 

[Eppy99]

You know I don't sober up from the weekend until at least Wed...come on.

Speaking of drinking aren't we all long past due for drinks? We were talking about hitting up that spot at 96th and Michigan someday.

 

[C-$]

Speaking of drinking aren't we all long past due for drinks? We were talking about hitting up that spot at 96th and Michigan someday.

When and where? WTF is at 96th & Michigan? Target? Outback?

 

[twenty02]

When and where? WTF is at 96th & Michigan? Target? Outback?

I usually drink in front of the Cracker Barrel over there...great rocking chairs.

 

[Eppy99]

I like the idea of Furyk as Ryder Cup captain. Seems like a logical choice.

 

[tbone6004]

I like the idea of Furyk as Ryder Cup captain. Seems like a logical choice.

I drafted an epic team this week. Gribble, Sneds, Varner and Patrick Rodgers all heading for a missed cut!!!!!! I am the kiss of death for these guys.

 

[MaxCoke]

I usually drink in front of the Cracker Barrel over there...great rocking chairs.

Money for nothing ... drinks for free. You can get lucky grandma style too.

 

[MaxCoke]

Golf is such a wildcard anymore. To think Tiger could come back against these guys is non reality. He is done. He had his chance and he won 14 majors. Game over. He can't compete with the young guys anymore.

 

[bshields]

Can I bank some of these points for next week?

 

[Eppy99]

The tour is heading to Cali. Invites are out. We're expanding to 16 this week. @twenty02 this is your chance to get back in. Don't eff it up. Even if you sober up by Wed there should be a spot.

 

[twenty02]

The tour is heading to Cali. Invites are out. We're expanding to 16 this week. @twenty02 this is your chance to get back in. Don't eff it up. Even if you sober up by Wed there should be a spot.

Monday was a holiday, so now I'm off schedule. But I'll try to pull it together.

 

[Eppy99]

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle. @twenty02 is in.

 

[Eppy99]

I'm done with football for the year. Not a bad ROI. I suppose drinks are on me after cashing so many times. That's ok, i still suck at golf. Hopefully year two I will improve.

 

[twenty02]

So with play across 3 courses this week, I'm guessing the cut won't come until after 3rd round?

 

[Eppy99]

Yep, and if there's 78 people at cut they drop to top 60 plus ties.

 

[Eppy99]

Tiger Woods this week $7900. Bargain or a trap?

 

[Timmy!]

Tiger Woods this week $7900. Bargain or a trap?

 

[Eppy99]

BTW, if you didn't notice DK has a nice $3 entry contest with 1st place taking down 100k. I guess they're figuring with football over they can capture some new players. Good week to play some h2h versus new players. Won a ticket for the $333 contest this past week. I've never played this high entry contest so I'm pretty stoked to give it a shot. Only 834 players with a top prize of 50k.

 

[tbone6004]

BTW, if you didn't notice DK has a nice $3 entry contest with 1st place taking down 100k. I guess they're figuring with football over they can capture some new players. Good week to play some h2h versus new players. Won a ticket for the $333 contest this past week. I've never played this high entry contest so I'm pretty stoked to give it a shot. Only 834 players with a top prize of 50k.

The numbers seem strange to me this week. Some bargains and other players over priced in my opinion. Good week to try the $3 contest. I am staying away from the Big Cat this week. Great to see him back though.

 

[Eppy99]

The numbers seem strange to me this week. Some bargains and other players over priced in my opinion. Good week to try the $3 contest. I am staying away from the Big Cat this week. Great to see him back though.

DK is trying to lure people in this week. Football is over, bigger prizes, they released the prices early. There is tons of value so the new player can easily build an all star lineup.

 

[Eppy99]

One spot left for this weeks contest.

 

[Eppy99]

Is this you @C-$?

 

[C-$]

Is this you @C-$?

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Probably.

 

[Eppy99]

You guys see this?

 

[IU40IU]

You guys see this?

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oh yea i remember that. i can't believe you haven't read McNutt complaining about that. He has referred to it several times in his rants against Tiger.

 

[rwatts_83]

You guys see this?

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That is one big "loose impediment". They have a sign on that rock apparently. I am going to be at the 16th hole on Friday. I can't wait!!!

 

[Eppy99]

oh yea i remember that. i can't believe you haven't read McNutt complaining about that. He has referred to it several times in his rants against Tiger.

I've stopped reading McNutt's posts.

 

[Eppy99]

Yo, whatever happened to @Foosier? Is that cat still around? I don't see him on here and I don't think he's played DK for awhile.

 

[Foosier]

Yo, whatever happened to @Foosier? Is that cat still around? I don't see him on here and I don't think he's played DK for awhile.

Let my subscription run out. Would still be interested in DK.

 

[Eppy99]

Let my subscription run out. Would still be interested in DK.

Which board you hanging out on these days? I'll be sure to keep the invites coming.

 

[Eppy99]

Why are we not doing a one and done?

 

[Eppy99]

@Foosier @twenty02 @whobop
Down to 3 spots left for this week.

 

[Foosier]

@Foosier @twenty02 @whobop
Down to 3 spots left for this week.

I'm in and I picked a shitball team so I can sandbag you jerks. Clutter was capturing all my DK emails.

 

[Eppy99]

I'm in and I picked a shitball team so I can sandbag you jerks. Clutter was capturing all my DK emails.

welcome back to last place. @C-$ moves up a spot. Actually c-$ cashed last week. He's no longer in the cellar.