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Spooky “drones” over NJ

Forgot to mention Joe that your QRF will be staging out of Lejeune so don't expect any backup to be Johnny on the Spot... Just get Brad and get out... Also..., your OpSec may already be blown... There's reason to believe these communications are not secure...😳
Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: EXTRACTION: Target Brad

Location: Coastal Mountain Range, Unnamed State

Time: 1432L

Target Acquisition: Visual confirmation of Target Brad within a secured residence. Target is currently dressed in a three-tiered ensemble of pink Izod shirts, accessorized with a strategically placed quarter-zip and three ostentatiously popped collars. A distinctive eight-inch mullet, bisected by a bleach-blonde stripe, adorns his head, and visible nipple piercings complete the ensemble. Questionable Life Decision: Circumcision Status Unknown.

Environmental Factors:


  • Wind: 130 degrees at 4 mph
  • Humidity: 27%
  • Barometric Pressure: 29.94 inHg
Threat Assessment:

  • Primary Threat: A coven of elderly felines, estimated age 53, have secured Target Brad.
  • Secondary Threat: Internal conflict within the supporting unit. Intelligence suggests a clandestine relationship between 76-1 and a presumed minor, leading to a potential breach of operational security. Furthermore, rumors of an unconventional liaison between Goat and Bloom persist.
Current Status:

  • Team Bravo-Six: Maintained operational readiness. Target is within the effective range of the 6.5 Creedmoor rifle. Awaiting the greenlight for extraction.
  • Support Personnel: Aloha, in a state of advanced senility, is currently confined to an assisted living facility, intermittently mumbling political slogans and brand preferences.
Request:

  • Expedite the exfiltration plan.
  • Address the internal security threat posed by 76-1.
  • Acquire psychotropic medication for Aloha to mitigate disruptive behavior.
Over and Out.
 
Have you ever seen swarms of 50 at a time?

Mayorkas is a chornic liar, by the way...
I said that one was different. But out over the water, some of the 50 could be reflections.

No word on the CG ship's radar. One would assume an SUV flying over it would be picked up.
 
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I said that one was different. But out over the water, some of the 50 could be reflections.

No word on the CG ship's radar. One would assume an SUV flying over it would be picked up.
This has been going on for a month, right? If they were coming from a foreign ship out at sea, we'd have long since found it. So we can probably rule that out. That leaves hobbyists, pranksters, or our own government doing classified stuff.
 
Have we heard anything from stay at home Pete? Or is he home trying to figure out what political office he can babble from next and get paid while doing nothing.
Eye balling running for the Governor of Michigan was being reported yesterday. He's gonna "milk" this shit like any "good" worthless politician would.
 
But they could easily be followed, how hard would it be to send up a drone to follow a lot drone?
To me, Occam's Razor, they are ours but are doing something the governmwnt doesn't want to share with us. And whatever it is could be as benign as just testing out a new drone all the way up to the more terrifying rumor that they are trying to track down some type of WMD. However, I believe they are ours. The people that need to know that are aware that is the case and they have instructed the others to not worry about it.

The other possibilities are such a massive dereliction of duty that I don't find it plausible. If there was even a slight chance these were a foreign power's doing, we would be bringing them down.
 
Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: EXTRACTION: Target Brad

Location: Coastal Mountain Range, Unnamed State

Time: 1432L

Target Acquisition: Visual confirmation of Target Brad within a secured residence. Target is currently dressed in a three-tiered ensemble of pink Izod shirts, accessorized with a strategically placed quarter-zip and three ostentatiously popped collars. A distinctive eight-inch mullet, bisected by a bleach-blonde stripe, adorns his head, and visible nipple piercings complete the ensemble. Questionable Life Decision: Circumcision Status Unknown.

Environmental Factors:


  • Wind: 130 degrees at 4 mph
  • Humidity: 27%
  • Barometric Pressure: 29.94 inHg
Threat Assessment:

  • Primary Threat: A coven of elderly felines, estimated age 53, have secured Target Brad.
  • Secondary Threat: Internal conflict within the supporting unit. Intelligence suggests a clandestine relationship between 76-1 and a presumed minor, leading to a potential breach of operational security. Furthermore, rumors of an unconventional liaison between Goat and Bloom persist.
Current Status:

  • Team Bravo-Six: Maintained operational readiness. Target is within the effective range of the 6.5 Creedmoor rifle. Awaiting the greenlight for extraction.
  • Support Personnel: Aloha, in a state of advanced senility, is currently confined to an assisted living facility, intermittently mumbling political slogans and brand preferences.
Request:

  • Expedite the exfiltration plan.
  • Address the internal security threat posed by 76-1.
  • Acquire psychotropic medication for Aloha to mitigate disruptive behavior.
Over and Out.

Your Intelligence needs to be reassessed in regard to 76-1... His grandsons have not been read into the mission (although their use in augmenting your Quick Reaction Force is still under consideration)...

Consider your command compromised if your S-2 is feeding you incorrect intel in regard to 76-1... (although it could possibly just be a misunderstanding as to the QRF elements)...

Please Bring Bad Brad back to us intact, we'll Need him if there's to be any chance of salvaging the Big Ten Basketball season... 🏀
 
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IMO, This is honestly the best explanation I have seen so far. No conspiracy needed. Just a test run and see how far things could go before the public freaked out. It would give them an idea of how long they had to track and locate a WMD smuggled in by whomever before the public started asking questions. That gives them an idea on how much time they would have to react in a real life situation before having to spill the beans and create a panic.
 
This has been going on for a month, right? If they were coming from a foreign ship out at sea, we'd have long since found it. So we can probably rule that out. That leaves hobbyists, pranksters, or our own government doing classified stuff.
OMG, the Iranians have stealth ships. That is incredible. :)

The size comparison is interesting. To know the size of something at a distance requires it being near something you know the size of, or, you know the distance. At night I am not sure either are reliable.

That doesn't mean every sighting is wrong. It means many of them might be. Instead of thousands of strange sightings, it may be a handful. A handful is more likely to be explainable. If there are a thousand objects, things like prankster goes right out the window.

It could be the Feds, they needed to replace the black helicopter with something.
To me, Occam's Razor, they are ours but are doing something the governmwnt doesn't want to share with us. And whatever it is could be as benign as just testing out a new drone all the way up to the more terrifying rumor that they are trying to track down some type of WMD. However, I believe they are ours. The people that need to know that are aware that is the case and they have instructed the others to not worry about it.

The other possibilities are such a massive dereliction of duty that I don't find it plausible. If there was even a slight chance these were a foreign power's doing, we would be bringing them down.
I think you have it. If it were a foreign power our response would be much more noticeable. If it is us, and we do not want what we are doing out, we would play it like we are. Nothing to see here, move along.

I think there are a couple objects be sighted, but 20 people seeing one object is being reported as 20 objects. Other things being "seen" are not unusual or are not what the person believes.
 
OMG, the Iranians have stealth ships. That is incredible. :)

The size comparison is interesting. To know the size of something at a distance requires it being near something you know the size of, or, you know the distance. At night I am not sure either are reliable.

That doesn't mean every sighting is wrong. It means many of them might be. Instead of thousands of strange sightings, it may be a handful. A handful is more likely to be explainable. If there are a thousand objects, things like prankster goes right out the window.

It could be the Feds, they needed to replace the black helicopter with something.

I think you have it. If it were a foreign power our response would be much more noticeable. If it is us, and we do not want what we are doing out, we would play it like we are. Nothing to see here, move along.

I think there are a couple objects be sighted, but 20 people seeing one object is being reported as 20 objects. Other things being "seen" are not unusual or are not what the person believes.
See the link I posted above. If I had to lay money on a scenario, that would be the one I would bet on.
 
OMG, the Iranians have stealth ships. That is incredible. :)

The size comparison is interesting. To know the size of something at a distance requires it being near something you know the size of, or, you know the distance. At night I am not sure either are reliable.

That doesn't mean every sighting is wrong. It means many of them might be. Instead of thousands of strange sightings, it may be a handful. A handful is more likely to be explainable. If there are a thousand objects, things like prankster goes right out the window.

It could be the Feds, they needed to replace the black helicopter with something.

I think you have it. If it were a foreign power our response would be much more noticeable. If it is us, and we do not want what we are doing out, we would play it like we are. Nothing to see here, move along.

I think there are a couple objects be sighted, but 20 people seeing one object is being reported as 20 objects. Other things being "seen" are not unusual or are not what the person believes.
Tell me you don’t have the gram without telling me you don’t have the gram 🤡

There are hundreds!!!!
 
Your Intelligence needs to be reassessed in regard to 76-1... His grandsons have not been read into the mission (although their use in augmenting your Quick Reaction Force is still under consideration)...

Consider your command compromised if your S-2 is feeding you incorrect intel in regard to 76-1... (although it could possibly just be a misunderstanding as to the QRF elements)...

Please Bring Bad Brad back to us intact, we'll Need him if there's to be any chance of salvaging the Big Ten Basketball season... 🏀
Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: Domestic Counter-Intelligence

Location: Washington D.C. Metro Area

Time: 1535L

Correction: Previous intelligence regarding 76-1's alleged misconduct has been clarified. It has been determined that the individual in question was of legal age. The incident was a consensual encounter and did not constitute a breach of operational security or ethical standards.

Request:

  • Re-evaluate the assessment of 76-1's reliability and trustworthiness.
  • Continue monitoring the primary threat posed by General Kelly and the DtripC.
Over and Out.
 
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I was teasing Marv but social media really is a game changer. You have a politician saying no they aren’t seeing anything yet get on instagram and type in drones over nj and you see endless home videos. Nutjobs but also moms. Neighbors in the yard together going what is that thing. Again it’s impossible to bet the veracity on instagram but you sure see things from iPhones that you don’t see on the news outlets etc
 
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Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: Domestic Counter-Intelligence

Location: Washington D.C. Metro Area

Time: 1535L

Correction: Previous intelligence regarding 76-1's alleged misconduct has been clarified. It has been determined that the individual in question was of legal age. The incident was a consensual encounter and did not constitute a breach of operational security or ethical standards.

Request:

  • Re-evaluate the assessment of 76-1's reliability and trustworthiness.
  • Continue monitoring the primary threat posed by General Kelly and the DtripC.
Over and Out.
FYI. They only say “over and out” in bad war movies. It’s “over” if you’re expecting a reply to your radio message and it’s “out” if you’re ending the communication.
 
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To me, Occam's Razor, they are ours but are doing something the governmwnt doesn't want to share with us. And whatever it is could be as benign as just testing out a new drone all the way up to the more terrifying rumor that they are trying to track down some type of WMD. However, I believe they are ours. The people that need to know that are aware that is the case and they have instructed the others to not worry about it.

The other possibilities are such a massive dereliction of duty that I don't find it plausible. If there was even a slight chance these were a foreign power's doing, we would be bringing them down.

My thoughts exactly.
 
I'm back. I promised a report, but I have to be honest: the last thing I remember is finishing off that 9th Daq-a-Rita and arguing with a moron at the bar about Michael Jordan in the current NBA. Everything else is a blur.

I have pics on my phone from that time period, but I can't even explain them. Lots of lights. Bizarre symbols. Me dressed in a leopard blouse.

The only other thing I have is an unshakeable feeling of dread that these drones are not drones at all and that I left a pair of glasses in the Applebee's bathroom.

I hope Joe is OK.
 
By the way, my neighbor is from Chatham, NJ, and they have been having these sightings. He talked to a high school buddy who said he's been seeing them for weeks and one of these big objects was hovering over his house two nights ago, wouldn't go away. Said it was about 6 feet wide, but couldn't tell what it was. He and his wife got into their car and tried to follow it when it finally moved, but it was impossible. It moved too fast and could change direction on a dime. He said everyone he knew in town was pissed off that no one can tell them anything about this stuff.

Weird stuff.
 
By the way, my neighbor is from Chatham, NJ, and they have been having these sightings. He talked to a high school buddy who said he's been seeing them for weeks and one of these big objects was hovering over his house two nights ago, wouldn't go away. Said it was about 6 feet wide, but couldn't tell what it was. He and his wife got into their car and tried to follow it when it finally moved, but it was impossible. It moved too fast and could change direction on a dime. He said everyone he knew in town was pissed off that no one can tell them anything about this stuff.

Weird stuff.
“Just a plane.”

“Nothing to see here.”

“Don’t believe your lying eyes.”
 
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“Just a plane.”

“Nothing to see here.”

“Don’t believe your lying eyes.”
I’m reading all the comments on instagram accounts. The consensus of the nj public on social fwiw is that they appear intentional. That they are looking for something. Spooky
 
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If Mayorkas is assuring us that Homeland is "on it" then we are most assuredly screwed...

That SOB is one of the worst clowns to ever lead an agency within the US government... 😖😡😤

This is the only thing he and the head of the DOD appear to be "on"...



At least they're consistent when it comes to treacherous behavior...😖😤
 
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By the way, my neighbor is from Chatham, NJ, and they have been having these sightings. He talked to a high school buddy who said he's been seeing them for weeks and one of these big objects was hovering over his house two nights ago, wouldn't go away. Said it was about 6 feet wide, but couldn't tell what it was. He and his wife got into their car and tried to follow it when it finally moved, but it was impossible. It moved too fast and could change direction on a dime. He said everyone he knew in town was pissed off that no one can tell them anything about this stuff.

Weird stuff.


Tell him that was an optical illusion and that he's simply a victim of mass hysteria... That ought to calm him down 😉...

In Kirby we (don't) trust...
 
A couple of reports of missing radioactive material in NJ. All of it is small amounts that aren't going to be used to make a bomb or kill people, but maybe it's being used as a way to test drones equipped with radiation detection equipment in a densely populated area.


 
Think they'll have to sneak Trump into Washington for the inauguration?
Won’t have to. The inauguration will be moved to Mar-A-Lago. Restaurants in D.C. are firing people who won’t serve Trump supporters, so that will close them down while the best crowds the world has ever seen won’t be able to eat.

Screw D.C.

All drones in Florida 1/20/25 will be vaporized by shooters that people say are the best they’ve ever seen.

FAFO
 

They're in Ohio!
My instagram sleuth skills reveal that people who have drones have software built in that won’t even allow them to fly where these drones are being spotted. The consensus is that they belong to our government and that they are looking for something. That’s the instagram findings
 
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