Spooky “drones” over NJ

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Forgot to mention Joe that your QRF will be staging out of Lejeune so don't expect any backup to be Johnny on the Spot... Just get Brad and get out... Also..., your OpSec may already be blown... There's reason to believe these communications are not secure...😳

Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: EXTRACTION: Target Brad

Location: Coastal Mountain Range, Unnamed State

Time: 1432L

Target Acquisition: Visual confirmation of Target Brad within a secured residence. Target is currently dressed in a three-tiered ensemble of pink Izod shirts, accessorized with a strategically placed quarter-zip and three ostentatiously popped collars. A distinctive eight-inch mullet, bisected by a bleach-blonde stripe, adorns his head, and visible nipple piercings complete the ensemble. Questionable Life Decision: Circumcision Status Unknown.

Environmental Factors:

• Wind: 130 degrees at 4 mph
• Humidity: 27%
• Barometric Pressure: 29.94 inHg

Threat Assessment:

• Primary Threat: A coven of elderly felines, estimated age 53, have secured Target Brad.
• Secondary Threat: Internal conflict within the supporting unit. Intelligence suggests a clandestine relationship between 76-1 and a presumed minor, leading to a potential breach of operational security. Furthermore, rumors of an unconventional liaison between Goat and Bloom persist.

Current Status:

• Team Bravo-Six: Maintained operational readiness. Target is within the effective range of the 6.5 Creedmoor rifle. Awaiting the greenlight for extraction.
• Support Personnel: Aloha, in a state of advanced senility, is currently confined to an assisted living facility, intermittently mumbling political slogans and brand preferences.

Request:

• Expedite the exfiltration plan.
• Address the internal security threat posed by 76-1.
• Acquire psychotropic medication for Aloha to mitigate disruptive behavior.

Over and Out.

 

[mcmurtry66]

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Have we heard anything from stay at home Pete? Or is he home trying to figure out what political office he can babble from next and get paid while doing nothing.

 

[Marvin the Martian]

Have you ever seen swarms of 50 at a time?

Mayorkas is a chornic liar, by the way...

I said that one was different. But out over the water, some of the 50 could be reflections.

No word on the CG ship's radar. One would assume an SUV flying over it would be picked up.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

I said that one was different. But out over the water, some of the 50 could be reflections.

No word on the CG ship's radar. One would assume an SUV flying over it would be picked up.

This has been going on for a month, right? If they were coming from a foreign ship out at sea, we'd have long since found it. So we can probably rule that out. That leaves hobbyists, pranksters, or our own government doing classified stuff.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Have we heard anything from stay at home Pete? Or is he home trying to figure out what political office he can babble from next and get paid while doing nothing.

Eye balling running for the Governor of Michigan was being reported yesterday. He's gonna "milk" this shit like any "good" worthless politician would.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Eye balling running for the Governor of Michigan was being reported yesterday. He's gonna "milk" this shit like any "good" worthless politician would.

🤣🤣. So dumb lol of course he is.

 

[IUCrazy2]

But they could easily be followed, how hard would it be to send up a drone to follow a lot drone?

To me, Occam's Razor, they are ours but are doing something the governmwnt doesn't want to share with us. And whatever it is could be as benign as just testing out a new drone all the way up to the more terrifying rumor that they are trying to track down some type of WMD. However, I believe they are ours. The people that need to know that are aware that is the case and they have instructed the others to not worry about it.

The other possibilities are such a massive dereliction of duty that I don't find it plausible. If there was even a slight chance these were a foreign power's doing, we would be bringing them down.

 

[76-1]

Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: EXTRACTION: Target Brad

Location: Coastal Mountain Range, Unnamed State

Time: 1432L

Target Acquisition: Visual confirmation of Target Brad within a secured residence. Target is currently dressed in a three-tiered ensemble of pink Izod shirts, accessorized with a strategically placed quarter-zip and three ostentatiously popped collars. A distinctive eight-inch mullet, bisected by a bleach-blonde stripe, adorns his head, and visible nipple piercings complete the ensemble. Questionable Life Decision: Circumcision Status Unknown.

Environmental Factors:

• Wind: 130 degrees at 4 mph
• Humidity: 27%
• Barometric Pressure: 29.94 inHg

Threat Assessment:

• Primary Threat: A coven of elderly felines, estimated age 53, have secured Target Brad.
• Secondary Threat: Internal conflict within the supporting unit. Intelligence suggests a clandestine relationship between 76-1 and a presumed minor, leading to a potential breach of operational security. Furthermore, rumors of an unconventional liaison between Goat and Bloom persist.

Current Status:

• Team Bravo-Six: Maintained operational readiness. Target is within the effective range of the 6.5 Creedmoor rifle. Awaiting the greenlight for extraction.
• Support Personnel: Aloha, in a state of advanced senility, is currently confined to an assisted living facility, intermittently mumbling political slogans and brand preferences.

Request:

• Expedite the exfiltration plan.
• Address the internal security threat posed by 76-1.
• Acquire psychotropic medication for Aloha to mitigate disruptive behavior.

Over and Out.

Your Intelligence needs to be reassessed in regard to 76-1... His grandsons have not been read into the mission (although their use in augmenting your Quick Reaction Force is still under consideration)...

Consider your command compromised if your S-2 is feeding you incorrect intel in regard to 76-1... (although it could possibly just be a misunderstanding as to the QRF elements)...

Please Bring Bad Brad back to us intact, we'll Need him if there's to be any chance of salvaging the Big Ten Basketball season... 🏀

 

[IUCrazy2]

IMO, This is honestly the best explanation I have seen so far. No conspiracy needed. Just a test run and see how far things could go before the public freaked out. It would give them an idea of how long they had to track and locate a WMD smuggled in by whomever before the public started asking questions. That gives them an idea on how much time they would have to react in a real life situation before having to spill the beans and create a panic.

 

[Marvin the Martian]

This has been going on for a month, right? If they were coming from a foreign ship out at sea, we'd have long since found it. So we can probably rule that out. That leaves hobbyists, pranksters, or our own government doing classified stuff.

OMG, the Iranians have stealth ships. That is incredible.

The size comparison is interesting. To know the size of something at a distance requires it being near something you know the size of, or, you know the distance. At night I am not sure either are reliable.

That doesn't mean every sighting is wrong. It means many of them might be. Instead of thousands of strange sightings, it may be a handful. A handful is more likely to be explainable. If there are a thousand objects, things like prankster goes right out the window.

It could be the Feds, they needed to replace the black helicopter with something.

To me, Occam's Razor, they are ours but are doing something the governmwnt doesn't want to share with us. And whatever it is could be as benign as just testing out a new drone all the way up to the more terrifying rumor that they are trying to track down some type of WMD. However, I believe they are ours. The people that need to know that are aware that is the case and they have instructed the others to not worry about it.

The other possibilities are such a massive dereliction of duty that I don't find it plausible. If there was even a slight chance these were a foreign power's doing, we would be bringing them down.

I think you have it. If it were a foreign power our response would be much more noticeable. If it is us, and we do not want what we are doing out, we would play it like we are. Nothing to see here, move along.

I think there are a couple objects be sighted, but 20 people seeing one object is being reported as 20 objects. Other things being "seen" are not unusual or are not what the person believes.

 

[IUCrazy2]

OMG, the Iranians have stealth ships. That is incredible.

The size comparison is interesting. To know the size of something at a distance requires it being near something you know the size of, or, you know the distance. At night I am not sure either are reliable.

That doesn't mean every sighting is wrong. It means many of them might be. Instead of thousands of strange sightings, it may be a handful. A handful is more likely to be explainable. If there are a thousand objects, things like prankster goes right out the window.

It could be the Feds, they needed to replace the black helicopter with something.

I think you have it. If it were a foreign power our response would be much more noticeable. If it is us, and we do not want what we are doing out, we would play it like we are. Nothing to see here, move along.

I think there are a couple objects be sighted, but 20 people seeing one object is being reported as 20 objects. Other things being "seen" are not unusual or are not what the person believes.

See the link I posted above. If I had to lay money on a scenario, that would be the one I would bet on.

 

[mcmurtry66]

OMG, the Iranians have stealth ships. That is incredible.

The size comparison is interesting. To know the size of something at a distance requires it being near something you know the size of, or, you know the distance. At night I am not sure either are reliable.

That doesn't mean every sighting is wrong. It means many of them might be. Instead of thousands of strange sightings, it may be a handful. A handful is more likely to be explainable. If there are a thousand objects, things like prankster goes right out the window.

It could be the Feds, they needed to replace the black helicopter with something.

I think you have it. If it were a foreign power our response would be much more noticeable. If it is us, and we do not want what we are doing out, we would play it like we are. Nothing to see here, move along.

I think there are a couple objects be sighted, but 20 people seeing one object is being reported as 20 objects. Other things being "seen" are not unusual or are not what the person believes.

Tell me you don’t have the gram without telling me you don’t have the gram 🤡

There are hundreds!!!!

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Your Intelligence needs to be reassessed in regard to 76-1... His grandsons have not been read into the mission (although their use in augmenting your Quick Reaction Force is still under consideration)...

Consider your command compromised if your S-2 is feeding you incorrect intel in regard to 76-1... (although it could possibly just be a misunderstanding as to the QRF elements)...

Please Bring Bad Brad back to us intact, we'll Need him if there's to be any chance of salvaging the Big Ten Basketball season... 🏀

Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: Domestic Counter-Intelligence

Location: Washington D.C. Metro Area

Time: 1535L

Correction: Previous intelligence regarding 76-1's alleged misconduct has been clarified. It has been determined that the individual in question was of legal age. The incident was a consensual encounter and did not constitute a breach of operational security or ethical standards.

Request:

• Re-evaluate the assessment of 76-1's reliability and trustworthiness.
• Continue monitoring the primary threat posed by General Kelly and the DtripC.

Over and Out.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I was teasing Marv but social media really is a game changer. You have a politician saying no they aren’t seeing anything yet get on instagram and type in drones over nj and you see endless home videos. Nutjobs but also moms. Neighbors in the yard together going what is that thing. Again it’s impossible to bet the veracity on instagram but you sure see things from iPhones that you don’t see on the news outlets etc

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

Unit: Recon Team Bravo-Six

Operator: JS

Mission: Domestic Counter-Intelligence

Location: Washington D.C. Metro Area

Time: 1535L

Correction: Previous intelligence regarding 76-1's alleged misconduct has been clarified. It has been determined that the individual in question was of legal age. The incident was a consensual encounter and did not constitute a breach of operational security or ethical standards.

Request:

• Re-evaluate the assessment of 76-1's reliability and trustworthiness.
• Continue monitoring the primary threat posed by General Kelly and the DtripC.

Over and Out.

FYI. They only say “over and out” in bad war movies. It’s “over” if you’re expecting a reply to your radio message and it’s “out” if you’re ending the communication.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

FYI. They only say “over and out” in bad war movies. It’s “over” if you’re expecting a reply to your radio message and it’s “out” if yore ending the communication.

I said OUT.... yet you responded. Over Argggh so much for coms control.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

FYI. They only say “over and out” in bad war movies. It’s “over” if you’re expecting a reply to your radio message and it’s “out” if yore ending the communication.

OH,.... There is no "they" , this is my sniper opp. No "they".

 

[Aloha Hoosier]

I said OUT.... yet you responded. Over Argggh so much for coms control.

You said over and out which is a mixed message. 😎

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

You said over and out which is a mixed message. 😎

10-3

 

[PhyloeBedoe]

To me, Occam's Razor, they are ours but are doing something the governmwnt doesn't want to share with us. And whatever it is could be as benign as just testing out a new drone all the way up to the more terrifying rumor that they are trying to track down some type of WMD. However, I believe they are ours. The people that need to know that are aware that is the case and they have instructed the others to not worry about it.

The other possibilities are such a massive dereliction of duty that I don't find it plausible. If there was even a slight chance these were a foreign power's doing, we would be bringing them down.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[mcmurtry66]

They’re in socal now. Another blue state full of wussies. Fly one over Tupelo!!!!