Not buying it. Replayed 100’s of times - i see no teleprompter exploding from a bullet
Shots fired at Trump's PA campaign rally
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Oh they’ve called him much worse. You should listen to what some of those very Christian pastors say about Biden. Anti Christ, the devil, our world as we know it will be over, etc. Watch Bad Faith or God and Country.
Not about the wound. Psychological. MM away from being toast. Assassination attempt. His response was to pump his fist in front of a flag and yell fight. That’s legit. Big time response
I think being deliberately targeted via shooting would be a story enough
Good point on CBS: this shooting has absolutely put a stop to the Democratic infighting over Biden's candidacy. Obviously that could change in a few days when cooler heads prevail, but it would be - insane? funny? unprecedented? is there a word for it? - if Trump getting shot at somehow also has a second-order effect of saving Biden's campaign.
the ear has some of the thinnest skin on the body
Whatever. If he can't get laid tonight, he might as well cut his dick off.
Well, I’m sure we’ll have more firm information in the coming days.
The (supposed) source for this was with Secret Service. But whoever it was clearly wasn’t the agency’s official spokesman.
If we’re still worried about getting laid at 80 I’m submitting an app to SS tomorrow. Next bullet I’ll put my chin out
You’ve never been married.
If she’s not in the mood, she’s not in the mood. Don’t matter WHAT happened to you today.
you simply don't get it. But that's alright. Like
I said, if you know, you know.
That is the furthest thing from anyone's mind, even if he could, he still aint !! I'd put $10k on it.
A person trying to get elected? Effin’ Canadians.
Ex stoker’s 33rd bday today. She texted can you believe this happened with trump. On my bday ha ha ha ha. And our dinner was ruined bc XXXXX I’m sure didn’t nap with you. Thanks.
Ahhh yes. We’re in a sim world orbiting around you
Law enforcement reports: lone shooter, no indication of anyone else involved.
Trump gets shot and that is fvcked because that stoopid assassin did it on her birthday..
We have the same taste in pu..........Women I see.
If you had worn a goddamn condom, you could have already blocked her number.
It’s evocative of old time wrestling schtick … hold an arm in the air before breaking a submission hold.
Yeah, a pellet gun. Good call. Idiot.
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks: "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
Melania: Hey Donald, where you been?
The Don: Hospital. I got shot. Seriously, I’m a f#cking bada#%. Drop those panties baby.
Melania: Ummmmmm…….I’m sorry, I’m a little bloated and tired.
The Don: No, seriously, I should be dead. Maybe a little quickie? You don’t have do anything besides lay there like a dead fish.
Melania: I’m sorry, my head hurts as well. I’m glad you’re ok. Tomorrow, I promise. Night.
The Don: (inner monologue: f#ck, b#tch, ****, I hate you, why did I ever get married, stupid……). Ok. Love you, night.
Dude, I was driving all around that post. Big circles... I wanted too soooo bad. Had to move on.
But it was priceless. hahhahaha
At this point, down ballot needs to be both parties heavy focus. POTUS is settled.
I think we can all be thankful the FBI was more worried about radicals in the Catholic Church and PTA moms than Antifa.
It's uncanny. I am not one who believes life really is art, but seriously, if you wanted to script a story about Trump becoming a hero, you couldn't do better than this. Everything went just right for him. Dude should be dead. Other people genuinely are dead. But he gets to pump his fist and get a phone call of well wishes from the guy he's trying to beat. You just can't write things like this. It's insane.
That's what many of us said weeks ago, but yes, everyone else should be on board now. Can't deny it any longer.
Nah, CNN reported he was taken out after he fell.Ha ha. Zero chance they could pull off something so impressive. This photo looks like there is actual damage though.
Eventually the attending physician will say bullet or glass.
This is why you’ll never be a dream teamer.
We don’t wear no damn raincoats!!!!
This is why I'm thinking about changing my politics!
Donald I know I said I’d sleep with you but you promised to pay half of my outstanding bill. No Alina. Not after that judgment. Now enough about that damn bill. This stupid thing ain’t gonna suck itself. I already mixed up my viagra with my Prilosec damnit
Melania: you do know that you left the seat up and forgot to take out the trash, so now we will have to wait another week for the trash guy to come around and this is the 4th time in the last 16 years that you did that, and I'm getting a little tired of your lack of focus on this, which just makes me have to spend my time thinking about it, instead of you simply doing your job, it's not like its really that hard to take the container to the curb, I suppose that I could get a young kid to do it since you simply won't. but then that just puts more on me to do since you totally don't respect me and all that I have to concentrate on, like the car being parked in the drive the wrong way, I should really be able to just get in and drive away but for some reason I have to back up and then make a turn and when you don't take out the trash it already stresses me out and I feel like you simply don't understand me at all.
The Don: Did you hear I got SHOT?
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