Round 2, or "I'm A Dead Man"

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

So I'm up against Hottie.
Wives are off limits.
Nobody blames her for Moops being Moops (although you certainly gotta question her judgment there).
Everybody blames me for being me.
This thing is obviously rigged, especially if I don't lose.
So - in advance - if I do lose, consider this a concession speech, and understand its rigged.
If I win, understand its GOTTA be rigged.

Then again, who brings ya more Brooke Burke - me or Moops off-limit wife?
When you vote, remember this:

and this:

Remember:

A vote for Hottie is a vote for Moops.
A vote for me is a vote for America and fantasies about you with Brooke Burke.
(Plus, its rigged, and a vote for me is a vote against The Machine.)

This post was edited on 3/23 9:34 AM by MyTeamIsOnTheFloor

 

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

"A vote for Hottie is a vote for Moops."

That's a hell of a campaign slogan.