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See what I mean about inspiring zero confidence?

Page back and forth, stutter, awkwardly pause, repeat yourself, get lost mid sentence, no hair on his head.

@larsIU for on-scene spokesperson!!
From Covid on we’ve seen little to give us confidence in our gov. Our agencies appear as inept as our reps
 
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As a bullshitter thorugh and through, confidence and authoritative delivery (plus eye contact) generally work.

although as I grow older, non verbal communication seems to be far more effective. Subtle eye rolls, looks of confusion or mystery, furrowed brow/pondering.

Being tall helps, not gonna lie. Hair's still holding strong too. Sorry @mcmurtry66
Tall. Handsome. Gorgeous hair like Conan. World class frisbee golf player. You got it all Lars. I hope you never become a Bitcoiner, there won’t be a single vagina left for us average joes.
 
Don't you have like 17 kids tho?

Getting laid more than murt.

The ladies can't help it - I have moves like Danny D.

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Panties drop every time...
 
Tall. Handsome. Gorgeous hair like Conan. World class frisbee golf player. You got it all Lars. I hope you never become a Bitcoiner, there won’t be a single vagina left for us average joes.
Handsome. Is solid 6 handsome now.

Asking for a friend.
 
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Never been with anyone older than 32. That’s when those arms start to grow
this is skye edwards. lead singer of morcheeba. maybe not representative of the entire cohort but i feel you could filter to the top 5% and make it.

She's 45 in this picture. Also, have you considered **cough** diversifying your portfolio?

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If not, Aniston is 55 in this picture.

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50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. Get some you pu$$y.
 
this is skye edwards. lead singer of morcheeba. maybe not representative of the entire cohort but i feel you could filter to the top 5% and make it.

She's 45 in this picture. Also, have you considered **cough** diversifying your portfolio?

morcheeba-skye-edwards-performing-live-in-2019-olivier-parent.jpg


If not, Aniston is 55 in this picture.

jennifer-aniston-pvolve-exercise-mc-241220-03-864d6f.jpg


50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. Get some you pu$$y.

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this is skye edwards. lead singer of morcheeba. maybe not representative of the entire cohort but i feel you could filter to the top 5% and make it.

She's 45 in this picture. Also, have you considered **cough** diversifying your portfolio?

morcheeba-skye-edwards-performing-live-in-2019-olivier-parent.jpg


If not, Aniston is 55 in this picture.

jennifer-aniston-pvolve-exercise-mc-241220-03-864d6f.jpg


50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. Get some you pu$$y.
That skye edwards is 50. Damn she does look good
 
We're not saying give up and settle for meatloaf. Just go for a nice dry aged Porterhouse once in a while instead of a petite filet.
Sirloin will feed you.


Unlike us who had to buy in young, I think murt could probably get into that top 5% with little trouble.

He really is missing out. I mean, damn hooky, could you imagine having a convo with a 32 y/o long enough to get in her pants.

**** that shit.
 
Sirloin will feed you.


Unlike us who had to buy in young, I think murt could probably get into that top 5% with little trouble.

He really is missing out. I mean, damn hooky, could you imagine having a convo with a 32 y/o long enough to get in her pants.

**** that shit.
The idea of talking about music, IG Influencers, and Outer Banks ending after Season 5 makes me nauseous as I think about it.
 
Sirloin will feed you.


Unlike us who had to buy in young, I think murt could probably get into that top 5% with little trouble.

He really is missing out. I mean, damn hooky, could you imagine having a convo with a 32 y/o long enough to get in her pants.

**** that shit.
Yes and no.
24 year olds
What do you do
Lawyer
Mmmmm
Is that your rover out front
It is
Mmmmmmm. Wanna buy me a drink?
Just go to the bar and give my name. They keep a tab for me
I’m so wet right now

Old coug
What do you do
I own a manufacturing business
What’s it called
Xxxxx
Never heard of it. Have you always done that
Practice law too.
Oh. What kind
Personal injury
Ewwww. Ever been married
Divorced
Kids
Two. Different moms
Mmhmm. Anyway enjoy. Grrrrr grrrrr
 
Yes and no.
24 year olds
What do you do
Lawyer
Mmmmm
Is that your rover out front
It is
Mmmmmmm. Wanna buy me a drink?
Just go to the bar and give my name. They keep a tab for me
I’m so wet right now

Old coug
What do you do
I own a manufacturing business
What’s it called
Xxxxx
Never heard of it. Have you always done that
Practice law too.
Oh. What kind
Personal injury
Ewwww. Ever been married
Divorced
Kids
Two. Different moms
Mmhmm. Anyway enjoy. Grrrrr grrrrr
From the looks of that post, it's not your answers that are killing the vibe. It's the disdain with which you give them. It's so thick, it even comes across in the way you type them.

Cougars are like the rest of the human race...they'd rather share the goods with somebody who is happy to be there.
80s car GIF
 
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