Have to have a good head to pull it offI’ve saved a lot of money on haircuts, shampoo and combs for over 20 years. Don’t miss it.
That height and weight would make you round like a beach ball, wouldn’t it?You are an ass. Some of us are stuck at 5’1”, 315 lbs. with a receding hairline and thick glasses.
True.Have to have a good head to pull it off
So had they flagged this guy? Based on the Fb posts? If I post I need a new pair of predators on here adidas predator ads will be on FB instantly
See what I mean about inspiring zero confidence?
From Covid on we’ve seen little to give us confidence in our gov. Our agencies appear as inept as our repsSee what I mean about inspiring zero confidence?
Page back and forth, stutter, awkwardly pause, repeat yourself, get lost mid sentence, no hair on his head.
@larsIU for on-scene spokesperson!!
And a goatee. Don’t forget the goatee.You are an ass. Some of us are stuck at 5’1”, 315 lbs. with a receding hairline and thick glasses.
That height and weight would make you round like a beach ball, wouldn’t it?
I hope you were kidding. I was.As if I needed any more knocks on my self-esteem.
Don't you have like 17 kids tho?As if I needed any more knocks on my self-esteem.
It is strange. It's why spokespeople exist. Unless these are the spokespeople. If so, then.....ouch.From Covid on we’ve seen little to give us confidence in our gov. Our agencies appear as inept as our reps
Maybe he was just fired upIt is strange. It's why spokespeople exist. Unless these are the spokespeople. If so, then.....ouch.
Tall. Handsome. Gorgeous hair like Conan. World class frisbee golf player. You got it all Lars. I hope you never become a Bitcoiner, there won’t be a single vagina left for us average joes.As a bullshitter thorugh and through, confidence and authoritative delivery (plus eye contact) generally work.
although as I grow older, non verbal communication seems to be far more effective. Subtle eye rolls, looks of confusion or mystery, furrowed brow/pondering.
Being tall helps, not gonna lie. Hair's still holding strong too. Sorry @mcmurtry66
Don't you have like 17 kids tho?
Getting laid more than murt.
Handsome. Is solid 6 handsome now.Tall. Handsome. Gorgeous hair like Conan. World class frisbee golf player. You got it all Lars. I hope you never become a Bitcoiner, there won’t be a single vagina left for us average joes.
How much bitcoin ya got?Handsome. Is solid 6 handsome now.
Asking for a friend.
Don't you have like 17 kids tho?
Getting laid more than murt.
He'll be back. They can't keep him down forever.Isn't everyone getting laid more than Murt nowadays?
He'll be back. They can't keep him down forever.
Plus, he said me might go ghey and those dudes get laid wayyyyy more than the rest of us.
No.Isn't everyone getting laid more than Murt nowadays?
How much bitcoin ya got?
Not until accepts the idea of women his age. Cougars or bust!Isn't everyone getting laid more than Murt nowadays?
So shortsighted. It's like walking into cold water. You'll adjust.Not until accepts the idea of women his age. Cougars or bust!
No, we need to demasculate him a bit further for that. Unless he's already playing pickleball, in which case it's too late.You mean he's taking up disc golf?
Never been with anyone older than 32. That’s when those arms start to grow thickNot until accepts the idea of women his age. Cougars or bust!
this is skye edwards. lead singer of morcheeba. maybe not representative of the entire cohort but i feel you could filter to the top 5% and make it.Never been with anyone older than 32. That’s when those arms start to grow
this is skye edwards. lead singer of morcheeba. maybe not representative of the entire cohort but i feel you could filter to the top 5% and make it.
She's 45 in this picture. Also, have you considered **cough** diversifying your portfolio?
If not, Aniston is 55 in this picture.
50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. Get some you pu$$y.
That skye edwards is 50. Damn she does look goodthis is skye edwards. lead singer of morcheeba. maybe not representative of the entire cohort but i feel you could filter to the top 5% and make it.
She's 45 in this picture. Also, have you considered **cough** diversifying your portfolio?
If not, Aniston is 55 in this picture.
50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. Get some you pu$$y.
Never been with anyone older than 32. That’s when those arms start to grow thick
We're not saying give up and settle for meatloaf. Just go for a nice dry aged Porterhouse once in a while instead of a petite filet.
Sirloin will feed you.We're not saying give up and settle for meatloaf. Just go for a nice dry aged Porterhouse once in a while instead of a petite filet.
The idea of talking about music, IG Influencers, and Outer Banks ending after Season 5 makes me nauseous as I think about it.Sirloin will feed you.
Unlike us who had to buy in young, I think murt could probably get into that top 5% with little trouble.
He really is missing out. I mean, damn hooky, could you imagine having a convo with a 32 y/o long enough to get in her pants.
**** that shit.
Yes and no.Sirloin will feed you.
Unlike us who had to buy in young, I think murt could probably get into that top 5% with little trouble.
He really is missing out. I mean, damn hooky, could you imagine having a convo with a 32 y/o long enough to get in her pants.
**** that shit.
Fvck Lars.See what I mean about inspiring zero confidence?
Page back and forth, stutter, awkwardly pause, repeat yourself, get lost mid sentence, no hair on his head.
@larsIU for on-scene spokesperson!!
From the looks of that post, it's not your answers that are killing the vibe. It's the disdain with which you give them. It's so thick, it even comes across in the way you type them.Yes and no.
24 year olds
What do you do
Lawyer
Mmmmm
Is that your rover out front
It is
Mmmmmmm. Wanna buy me a drink?
Just go to the bar and give my name. They keep a tab for me
I’m so wet right now
Old coug
What do you do
I own a manufacturing business
What’s it called
Xxxxx
Never heard of it. Have you always done that
Practice law too.
Oh. What kind
Personal injury
Ewwww. Ever been married
Divorced
Kids
Two. Different moms
Mmhmm. Anyway enjoy. Grrrrr grrrrr