Men, would you like to live longer?

[TheOriginalHappyGoat]

Are you sure?

Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher

Cat Bohannon tells Hay festival audience it is not known why men go through life ‘smuggling two little death nuggets’

www.theguardian.com

 

[Baller23Boogie]

I'll die tomorrow before I get my balls cut off.

 

[ribbont]

Are you sure?

Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher

Cat Bohannon tells Hay festival audience it is not known why men go through life ‘smuggling two little death nuggets’

www.theguardian.com

Already got mine removed. Celebrating 31st anniversary in Oct. It's been an interesting...sorry, gotta go...wife is ready to watch Steel Magnolias.

 

[WhyisIUBBcursed]

Already got mine removed. Celebrating 31st anniversary in Oct. It's been an interesting...sorry, gotta go...wife is ready to watch Steel Magnolias.

If she’ll take better care of them you’ll be fine

 

[BradStevens]

Are you sure?

Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher

Cat Bohannon tells Hay festival audience it is not known why men go through life ‘smuggling two little death nuggets’

www.theguardian.com

A joke for sure from this researcher. But more importantly:

 

[BradStevens]

 

[hookyIU1990]

Reminds me of a joke my grand dad told.

Guy about your age goes to the doctor for a physical. After it's over and they're reviewing the results, the patient asks the doc what he can do to live past 90.

Doc asks do you drink good whisky? No, never drink alcohol.

Do you smoke fine cigars? I've never smoked any kind of tobacco in my life.

Do you chase fast women? No, I've abstained from sex for most of my adult life.

The doc looks at him and asks, then why in the **** do you want to live past 90?

 

[dr.jb]

if this also applies to shoes, my wife has achieved immortality

 

[hookyIU1990]

if this also applies to shoes, my wife has achieved immortality

Doc, I have my grand dad's Gretsch that he ordered custom. That guitar, good whisky, fine cigars, and fast women got him well into his 70s while still able to enjoy 3 of the 4.

 

[BadWakeboarder]

A joke for sure from this researcher. But more importantly:

Do you? She’s pretty woke later in the article.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Are you sure?

Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher

Cat Bohannon tells Hay festival audience it is not known why men go through life ‘smuggling two little death nuggets’

www.theguardian.com

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[BadWakeboarder]

if this also applies to shoes, my wife has achieved immortality

Lol. Pat McGroin.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Do you? She’s pretty woke later in the article.

That's not how poor life choices are made. They're made in the first paragraph with all the accompanying pictures.

 

[twenty02]

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Oh man... I was with this woman in a younger form. She will rock your world for a while and let you rock hers in all the holes...and then eventually question why you are even alive while mind fkning you into the ether.

Stay away! Flashbacks!

 

[hookyIU1990]

Oh man... I was with this woman in a younger form. She will rock your world for a while and let you rock hers in all the holes...and then eventually question why you are even alive while mind fkning you into the ether.

Stay away! Flashbacks!

We need a 💯 reaction choice

 

[twenty02]

We need a 💯 reaction choice

OMG. PTSD watching that video

 

[hookyIU1990]

OMG. PTSD watching that video

If they ever figure out what they have over us, they'll rule the world.

 

[twenty02]

If they ever figure out what they have over us, they'll rule the world.

They could if they wanted at any time now... but they are too smart for that.

 

[twenty02]

 

[hookyIU1990]

They could if they wanted at any time now... but they are too smart for that.

Too much infighting

 

[twenty02]

Too much infighting

Quite clear that OP quoted is a lesbian. And now it all makes sense that she advocates cutting of our balls.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Are you sure?

Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher

Cat Bohannon tells Hay festival audience it is not known why men go through life ‘smuggling two little death nuggets’

www.theguardian.com

My god women are stupid

 

[BradStevens]

Do you? She’s pretty woke later in the article.

I’m an enlightened person. I don’t judge the attractiveness of a woman by her politics. Only her physical features and my idea of her abilities and willingness at sex.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I’m an enlightened person. I don’t judge the attractiveness of a woman by her politics. Only her physical features and my idea of her abilities and willingness at sex.

GOP = missionary

 

[BradStevens]

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I find her voice very sexy

 

[BradStevens]

GOP = missionary

Boebert disagrees. She’s the face of a changing GOP.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

GOP = missionary

At least they are willing to have sex with men. Most Dems of birthing age seem to be into women or trans.

Perhaps that’s your style though?

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

At least they are willing to have sex with men. Most Dems of birthing age seem to be into women or trans.

Perhaps that’s your style though?

Well, I’ve been married once, to the same wonderful/beautiful woman for 36 years (and exactly zero baby mamas)…a concept that seems to escape many of the conservatives on here.
Good try though, Skippy.

 

[snarlcakes]

I’m an enlightened person. I don’t judge the attractiveness of a woman by her politics. Only her physical features and my idea of her abilities and willingness at sex.

I will add you to the “Yes, I will bang Ms. Greene club”. So far we have myself, lars, baller23boogie, and yourself. Spartan is a maybe 🤔 She’s too old for Murt and not MAGA enough for DBM. Outside shooter tried to pick her up, but she beat him up and stole his bike. #meanb#tch

 

[mcmurtry66]

I will add you to the “Yes, I will bang Ms. Greene club”. So far we have myself, lars, baller23boogie, and yourself. Spartan is a maybe 🤔 She’s too old for Murt and not MAGA enough for DBM. Outside shooter tried to pick her up, but she beat him up and stole his bike. #meanb#tch

 

[WhyisIUBBcursed]

I will add you to the “Yes, I will bang Ms. Greene club”. So far we have myself, lars, baller23boogie, and yourself. Spartan is a maybe 🤔 She’s too old for Murt and not MAGA enough for DBM. Outside shooter tried to pick her up, but she beat him up and stole his bike. #meanb#tch

Wait. I thought we all had decided to get castrated to live longer

 

[DANC]

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TMI, but earlier this year I woke up with swollen testicles. I mean, really swollen. Went to the urologist and he said it was probably an infection but set me up with a CT scan.

Got in there and this absolute babe calls me back. I feel like I'm in a cheap romance novel. For almost an hour (she was having trouble with the machine - so she said.....) she has this scanner in her hand on my balls.

It was all I could do to keep from cracking a joke, but when she's got the jewels virtually in her hand, you've got to be careful about what you say.

Got the results back and no cancer, thank God. 10 days of antibiotics and I was back to my 2 shriveled friends.

 

[Noodle]

didn’t have my glasses on and thought the title was “Men, would you like to last longer.”

Oh how wrong I was.

 

[BadWakeboarder]

TMI, but earlier this year I woke up with swollen testicles. I mean, really swollen. Went to the urologist and he said it was probably an infection but set me up with a CT scan.

Got in there and this absolute babe calls me back. I feel like I'm in a cheap romance novel. For almost an hour (she was having trouble with the machine - so she said.....) she has this scanner in her hand on my balls.

It was all I could do to keep from cracking a joke, but when she's got the jewels virtually in her hand, you've got to be careful about what you say.

Got the results back and no cancer, thank God. 10 days of antibiotics and I was back to my 2 shriveled friends.

My wife informed me after my recent colonoscopy that I told the nurses - as the anesthesia was taking hold - that I was a “grower and not a shower.”

 

[BadWakeboarder]

Oh man... I was with this woman in a younger form. She will rock your world for a while and let you rock hers in all the holes...and then eventually question why you are even alive while mind fkning you into the ether.

Stay away! Flashbacks!

If there’s a definition in the dictionary of a 1:22am post, this is it right here.

 

[snarlcakes]

Well, I’ve been married once, to the same wonderful/beautiful woman for 36 years (and exactly zero baby mamas)…a concept that seems to escape many of the conservatives on here.
Good try though, Skippy.

I assume I’m invited to anniversary 37 dinner. Can I invite Murt? Also, do I need to bring my wallet?

 

[BradStevens]

TMI, but earlier this year I woke up with swollen testicles. I mean, really swollen. Went to the urologist and he said it was probably an infection but set me up with a CT scan.

Got in there and this absolute babe calls me back. I feel like I'm in a cheap romance novel. For almost an hour (she was having trouble with the machine - so she said.....) she has this scanner in her hand on my balls.

It was all I could do to keep from cracking a joke, but when she's got the jewels virtually in her hand, you've got to be careful about what you say.

Got the results back and no cancer, thank God. 10 days of antibiotics and I was back to my 2 shriveled friends.

DANC just a few short months ago:

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I assume I’m invited to anniversary 37 dinner. Can I invite Murt? Also, do I need to bring my wallet?

You know what they say about “assume”.

 

[Mgdriver]

At first I thought that was my wife talking about my cars.

 

[DANC]

DANC just a few short months ago:

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lol Reminds me of a story I saw in some magazine about a guy in Africa or India who had to carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow.

I'm glad I lived in the 1st world.