I heard happy Father’s Day dad and happy Father’s Day grandpa from the gang. Can’t beat that either.
My ex stoker gave me a book called the intentional father for Father’s Day this morning. She’s 21 years younger than I. Bitch get me a golf shirt or skip it. Yesterday my daughter said she needs a couple new swimsuits for fla and a little cash for Father’s Day for me. I dropped her off at the mall with her friend. I gave her five hundred bucks. This morning she gave me a small bag of sea foam candy for Father’s Day. $7.99 would be my guess.
1. You handed $500 to a teenager ( you're nuts or I'm an awful father.)
Yes couple swimsuits means shit for her trip. She’s going to fla
Don’t let her go to any Haunted Houses in Florida.
I have no idea. I thought she was handing me a Bible
He loves soccer, why did you need more proof?
Euros and the copa. Like the World Series and Super Bowl of D&D in the same month
I taught my cousin how to swim when he was around five. I was a teenaged life guard so I took him to the pool with me and told him he was going to learn to swim. I asked if he’d like to jump off the diving board and he said yes. He jumped, no problem and I got him and took him to the ladder. I did that the first couple times then told him he needed to get himself to the ladder. He did, and did it about 40 more times before my shift was done. He had a blast and learned to swim on the same day.
Ends up, she's my first daughter. When you decide to go off grid, one develops defense mechanisms.
You should have come up to Charlotte to see the Mavericks and Dwight Yoakum along with @kkott
turned into everyone's favorite guy talking about his daughter's period, one of my ac units went out last night and took out the other 2 can't get someone here till Tomm morning 86 degrees right now in the house, I see now why the Arabs are always pissed off, happy father's day
McM did it first, that's how he ended up in this situation.
Vampire Weekend tics for Thursday in Seattle while we're out there for ECNL Champions League.
I have two sons and two daughters in that order. My daughters were very sweet towards me when they were little. But I have noticed over the years they roll their eyes at me like their mother does. But I can't complain too much because we got pizza yesterday from a local spot and today my wife said, "Van, I got rid of the pizza box but I gave you the two biggest pieces. You can have them for lunch." She can roll her eyes at me 10 times for that gesture.
This sounds like the beginning of a "Forensics Files" episode
