It's only ghey if you make eye contact.Paging @larsIU
I left something out. She got rid of the box so we had more room in the fridge. lolThis sounds like the beginning of a "Forensics Files" episode
I got a pie. That my kids and wife then ate half of. And two homemade cards, made when I asked “hey, where’s my card?”My ex stoker gave me a book called the intentional father for Father’s Day this morning. She’s 21 years younger than I. Bitch get me a golf shirt or skip it. Yesterday my daughter said she needs a couple new swimsuits for fla and a little cash for Father’s Day for me. I dropped her off at the mall with her friend. I gave her five hundred bucks. This morning she gave me a small bag of sea foam candy for Father’s Day. $7.99 would be my guess.
The intentional father book
Small bag of sea foam candy
I didn’t get any cards!! Zero. In fairness I did tell my daughter years ago I don’t want anything homemade. Only things from storesI got a pie. That my kids and wife then ate half of. And two homemade cards, made when I asked “hey, where’s my card?”
Wife isn’t getting shit next year for Mothers Day.
No way man.I didn’t get any cards!! Zero. In fairness I did tell my daughter years ago I don’t want anything homemade. Only things from stores
Did the pie say happy Father’s Day?
You know what I tell my wife when it's Mother's Day? "You ain't my mother".I got a pie. That my kids and wife then ate half of. And two homemade cards, made when I asked “hey, where’s my card?”
Wife isn’t getting shit next year for Mothers Day.
I got 2 cards from my grandkids and tickets to the Red Sox/Reds game in Cinci next Saturday.I didn’t get any cards!! Zero. In fairness I did tell my daughter years ago I don’t want anything homemade. Only things from stores
Did the pie say happy Father’s Day?
Outstanding!!! I do have one homemade gift. When my ex stoker left my daughter gave me a huge Hershey kiss. The kind that comes in a big clear box. With a black sharpie on the outside she covered every part of it with all the things she loves about me and is grateful for that I do. I have it on a bookcase in my officeYou know what I tell my wife when it's Mother's Day? "You ain't my mother".
That was after I used to get her really nice Mother's Day gifts for Mother's Day when my daughter was younger. My Father's Day gift was grilling for her entire family with, possibly, a gift card to Cracker Barrel.
Gallagher game?Outstanding!!! I do have one homemade gift. When my ex stoker left my daughter gave me a huge Hershey kiss. The kind that comes in a big clear box. With a black sharpie on the outside she covered every part of it with all the things she loves about me and is grateful for that I do. I have it on a bookcase in my office
Hey how was the Gallagher game?
My daughter got hers at 11 or 12.Yes couple swimsuits means shit for her trip. She’s going to fla
Is my daughter taking after her mom? She’s almost 14 and got her period last month. I don’t really know her
My post to DANC was intended for you. Hey how was the Gallagher game? Miserably hot?No way man.
I got a home-made card that was legit.
Had a steak cook level pic like the below, with a gigantic photoshop of my head looking pissed at one of her games above the "Rare" titled "Rarest".
Cracked me up.
Hell no.I didn’t get any cards!! Zero. In fairness I did tell my daughter years ago I don’t want anything homemade. Only things from stores
Did the pie say happy Father’s Day?
Mercy Lars.really 10 and 11/12ths
whatever that is.
Jokes on her. Wife's 52 and still no menopause in sight.Mercy Lars.
Wow!!! IndeedJokes on her. Wife's 52 and still no menopause in sight.
She's in the for LONG HAUL.
I got a pie. That my kids and wife then ate half of. And two homemade cards, made when I asked “hey, where’s my card?”
Wife isn’t getting shit next year for Mothers Day.
WTH is sea foam candy? You shouldn’t be giving her $500 for two new swimsuits….but I guess you thought you might be getting a nice gift? 😎My ex stoker gave me a book called the intentional father for Father’s Day this morning. She’s 21 years younger than I. Bitch get me a golf shirt or skip it. Yesterday my daughter said she needs a couple new swimsuits for fla and a little cash for Father’s Day for me. I dropped her off at the mall with her friend. I gave her five hundred bucks. This morning she gave me a small bag of sea foam candy for Father’s Day. $7.99 would be my guess.
The intentional father book
Small bag of sea foam candy
I think it’s a rebranding zeke. We used to call them molasses puffsWTH is sea foam candy? You shouldn’t be giving her $500 for two new swimsuits….but I guess you thought you might be getting a nice gift? 😎
Killed us. Worst game of the tourney. Those grass fields were good, but we were up against the trees on the south end and had no breeze.My post to DANC was intended for you. Hey how was the Gallagher game? Miserably hot?
Damn! I know FC Prime well. Loads of great players out of there. No rest for you guysKilled us. Worst game of the tourney. Those grass fields were good, but we were up against the trees on the south end and had no breeze.
Friday had Colorado Real is a tussle. Down 0-1, had three straight shots go off the post ricochet style and got nothing. Dejected after that, let in a late goal while pressing for a season ending draw.
Good season for that squad (RL).
NL Champions League next. We drew Prime FC (Miami), La Roca (Utah), and NC Courage (N Carolina).
"Soccer Rankings" computer has us favored in two, and a dead even draw against Prime.
We're the only "crossover" player that plays both RL and NL. Tough haul for sure. Luckily we have just one kid and a decent "income level".Damn! I know FC Prime well. Loads of great players out of there. No rest for you guys
Best memories everWe're the only "crossover" player that plays both RL and NL. Tough haul for sure. Luckily we have just one kid and a decent "income level".
Drove up to scrimmage the 2007 Girls last night, and up to scrimmage the 2011 Boys tonight. Practice all week then fly out Thursday. I'll roll this Suburban to 6 digits on the odometer before 4 years. 😄
I got a card from my wife. I was hoping it would have said at the end, "tonight's the night". But no dice.I got a pie. That my kids and wife then ate half of. And two homemade cards, made when I asked “hey, where’s my card?”
Wife isn’t getting shit next year for Mothers Day.
Is your wife Dexter (the serial killer)?I got a card from my wife. I was hoping it would have said at the end, "tonight's the night". But no dice.
We’ve attached their Bitcoin accounts.Thanks for ruining this thread with that God awful soccer talk.
F you guys.
We’ve attached their Bitcoin accounts.
so many things a person could say about this but sometimes it's best to refrainI got a card from my wife. I was hoping it would have said at the end, "tonight's the night". But no dice.
You choose this ONE time?so many things a person could say about this but sometimes it's best to refrain
Father’s Day 2024
Breakfast:
Pancakes with butter, lemon juice, and confectioners sugar
Hash browns
Bacon
Orange juice and Maxwell House original coffee (black)
Dinner:
Scotch eggs
Wheat bread with butter and strawberry jam
Salad, fresh from the garden with vinaigrette
Iced tea
Supper:
Fried chicken
Mashed potatoes with gravy
Coleslaw
Biscuits with butter and honey
Iced tea
Dessert:
Apple crisp
They made you cook all that???Father’s Day 2024
Breakfast:
Pancakes with butter, lemon juice, and confectioners sugar
Hash browns
Bacon
Orange juice and Maxwell House original coffee (black)
Dinner:
Scotch eggs
Wheat bread with butter and strawberry jam
Salad, fresh from the garden with vinaigrette
Iced tea
Supper:
Fried chicken
Mashed potatoes with gravy
Coleslaw
Biscuits with butter and honey
Iced tea
Dessert:
Apple crisp
A good portionThey made you cook all that???