Ha ha I think your inner Brian Kilmeade is clouding your vision (wait for it at the end).
Pete has the democratic nuclear code...he's an extremely gifted communicator...Obama level communicator, he's calm and non-temperamental, highly empathetic (he got a huge support from the disabled community, simply because his policies prominently included them). He sees the game (and can communicate it) at a very high level. He won Iowa because he knew exactly where to put his resources and time.
So yeah...young, wicked smart, kind, multilingual, Afghanistan veteran, gay who's main right wing stink is he took leave to take care of his two newborns particularly one that had complications and....yeah I can work with that.
Especially when paid family leave is a huge recruiting carrot for business right now.
Per Lars, Cory Booker checks a lot of those boxes also. I think the only reason why he's not stronger is he came across as a little goofy...but he checks a lot of Dem boxes.