Hi Mascot!
Just remember that you're Courtsense's mascot. He's yo daddy and you're his naughty and wooly little gimp. Your Courtsense-in-training is progressing very well. He wishes he couldve been where youre at, 30 years ago. Court even said he'd allow an extra leg humping session this week due to your impressive verve and sophistication.
You keep it up Mascot and there is a chance you could be the new Lord of the Board surpassing your mentor. People everywhere are pulling for you little fellow.
You still sad?
See you on chat today.